Chapters 1 & 2 – Yup, I am totally disabled.
Chapters 3 & 4 – Spinning our wheels.
Chapters 5 & 6 – The power of their source. The crystal.
Chapters 7 & 8 – It’s a dead man’s party.
Chapters 9 & 10 – Sorceress woman.
Chapters 11 & 12 – Time to kill some mooks.
Chapter 13 & 14 – No really, an atheist elf.
Chapter 15 & 16 – We’re about to attack, is that alright?
Chapters 17 & 18 – Drifting past Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer.
Chapters 19 & 20 – Maybe an anaconda will attack.
Chapters 21 & 22 – Roran is so special he needs a helmet.
Chapters 23 & 24 – I didn’t see that coming, or rather I totally did.
Chapters 25 & 26 – I want to ride my elvish bicycle, bicycle!
Chapters 27 & 28 – Astos says, fetch me the crown from the marsh.
Chapters 29 & 30 – At least the merchants ran on time.
Chapters 31 & 32 -Interview with the Elf
Chapters 33 & 34 – Oromis could have his own show
Chapters 35 & 36 – Keep adding perspectives, Chris. As long as they’re in the same story it’s still boring.
Chapters 37 & 38 – Maybe a new set of windows is in order.
Chapters 39 & 40 – This magic is different, almost special.
Chapters 41 & 42 – The blue dragon is for the loading and unloading of elves only.
Chapters 43 & 44 – Conveniently skipping the interesting stuff.
Chapters 45 & 46 – I’m sure carrot sticks are just as filling as bacon.
Chapters 47 & 48 – Reparo morono.
Chapters 48 & 50 – And the point was what again?
Chapters 51 & 52 – Quick, bid snipe before Gabby wins!
Chapters 53 & 54 – King of the world on a boat like Leo
Chapters 55 & 56 – More dreams, how dull
Chapters 57 & 58 – Look, yet more prophecy
Chapters 59 & 60 – Take a little trip
Chapters 61 & 62 – The killing fields of Eragon
Chapters 63 & 64 – The boss says I’m in charge and I get your lunch and you drive
Chapters 65 & 66 – There was supposed to be a battle around here somewhere
Chapters 67 & 68 – People are dying, ho hum
Chapters 69 & 70 – Did anyone really not see this coming?
Chapter 71 – A cliffhanger, go get Stallone.
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