Prologue – Where all stupidity breaks loose
Chapter One – I think, therfore I am the protagonist.
Chapter Two – The best, don’t doubt it.
Chapter Three – Talking is better than action, right?
Chapter Four – One, two and backstory
Chapter Five – Memories, like the corner of the story
Chapter Six – Where do they hide all those wonderful hoomans
Chapter Seven – The Seeker is bothersome
Chapter Eight – Travelin Music
Chapter Nine – Here we go off to Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls
Chapter Ten – In the desert, you can’t remember your plot
Chapter Eleven – Providence a la author
Chapter Twelve – Dead, or maybe not
Chapter Thirteen – Attack of the 50 IQ point humans
Chapter Fourteen – It can only be Jared
Chapter Fifteen – Nobody knows the boredom I’ve seen
Chapter Sixteen – Mt Villany
Chapter Seventeen – Alien = dumb
Chapter Eighteen – In a cave, down by the river
Chapter Nineteen – We’ve been here before, you and I
Chapter Twenty – Somnambulism, Power tools and You
Chapter Twenty One – Failing the trust exercises
Chapter Twenty Two – Jeb could be silence with some duct tape and moonshine
Chapter Twenty Three – Aliens, Zen and the Art of Garden Maintenance
Chapter Twenty Four – Why are we friends again?
Chapter Twenty Five – Once upon a time…
Chapter Twenty Six – Inexplicable allegiances
Chapter Twenty Seven – A possible threat? Time to hide bravely in the pantry.
Chapter Twenty Eight – They should switch to Red Rover
Chapter Twenty Nine – They made out a lot.
Chapter Thirty – Big girls don’t cry.
Chapter Thirty One – Walt goes into the freezer
Chapter Thirty Two – It’s a cave match
Chapter Thirty Three – Someone could have gotten hurt
Chapter Thirty Four – Does someone have a morphine addiction?
Chapter Thirty Five – As big a farce as the Enron ordeal
Chapter Thirty Six – How do we kill time? I know, let’s play soccer?
Chapter Thirty Seven – Let’s fight over something insignificant for no reward
Chapter Thirty Eight – Is it awful in here or is it just me?
Chapter Thirty Nine -What’s a nice alien like you doing in a human slum like this?
Chapter Forty – You’re monters, all monst–oh? It’s just a misunderstanding?
Chapter Forty One – It’s okay, the kid’s got two legs.
Chapter Forty Two – Oh look Harold, those kids are engaging in heavy petting!
Chapter Forty Three – Not the answer
Chapter Forty Four – Me like simple
Chapter Forty Five – Almost to the real plot, maybe
Chapter Forty Six – Drink, Mosltov!
Chapter Forty Seven – They drew first blood, not me.
Chapter Forty Eight – Oh no, cops.
Chapter Forty Nine – And to your left, you’ll see the magestic Antagonist in her natural habitat.
Chapter Fifty – Author escape hatch, activate!
Chapter Fifty One – Good ol’ Doc, he’s quite the cutup.
Chapter Fifty Two – Whoa, what a nap.
Chapter Fifty Three – Bring me his head!
Chapter Fifty Four – Glenda? Mary? Lamprey?
Chapter Fifty Five – Almost there.
Chapter Fifty Six – Where Eve is voted out of humanity.
Chapter Fifty Seven – Insufferable Survivor fans, unite.
Chapter Fifty Eight – I see endings of suck
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