- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Breaking Dawn Chapter Five
Our grand prize winner Bella will be off on a lovely honey moon to an undisclosed location where Ed can devour her in peace. I’m still hoping eats her. Maybe he’s just really picky about where he eats his victims. … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Four
Well these are cooking right along. Short chapters and a, relatively, short book. I again reassert that Otis had a ghost writer on this. She still made sure to add all the worst elements from her own writing, she just … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged Bella is vampire crack, poor jacob, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 6 Comments
Breaking Dawn Chapter Three
I want the music at Bella’s wedding to be by Smashing Pumpkins, at least one song. Or maybe Voodoo and Serano’s blood is pumpin’. Hell, I’d settle for any song from the Queen of the Damned soundtrack but I know … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged Edward sucks, Go ahead and squee, Oh how droll, Please let the vampires kill something 7 Comments
Breaking Dawn Chapter Two
Someone must have forced Otis through a creative writing class in between this book and the last. She’s learned to skip! We go from her trying on her dress in the last chapter to lying in bed with Ed the … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged Bella whines, dream weaver, There is no sex in Twilight 9 Comments
Breaking Dawn Chapter One
My badger has returned and informed me that Otis has no heart. If I were a cruel man this would earn him punishment but I am benevolent. I gave him a bit of honeycomb and a pat on the head. … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, In cars, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 1 Comment
Breaking Dawn Intro
Before we get into the book lets examine the oft skipped lesser parts. No I don’t mean the chapters themselves. I mean the pieces that are even more inconsequential than the rest of Otis’s crap. Again my eyes fall on … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged here we go Leave a comment
So, in case the poll worries you, I’ll say this. I’m doing recaps for Breaking Dawn next. The question this poll strives to answer is, what do I do after? I mean, Midnight Sun isn’t out yet unless you count … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized 2 Comments
But we’re not quite done. Much like words, Otis uses Prologues and Epilogues incorrectly. Epilogues are supposed to bring closure if they’re provided and this one does nothing of the sort. This one is told from Jacob’s point of view. … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged poor jacob, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 2 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Seven
Was the editor of this book even awake when it came though? Or did they want to expand the damned thing? Maybe the editor kept going back to Otis saying ‘We’ve got to have more lines! It has to be … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Charlie is useless, Edward sucks 1 Comment
Eclispe Chapter Twenty Six
I’ll bet after the last post you thought it had to be over, so did I. Otis is never done, never. I think that’s why she started writing Midnight Sun, because she’s found her calling in life. To hurt people … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, poor jacob, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 3 Comments