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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
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Monthly Archives: July 2011
Maximum Ride Chapters 19 & 20
So we start off with nonsense, which is always a great way to kick off a chapter. I’ll just quote it so I can get right to deconstruction. Despite my growing anxiety, it was glorious up here. Not many birds … Continue reading
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Tagged I ain't got time to think, Me am Dumb Hero, Me am in Charge
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Maximum Ride Chapters 17 & 18
Aaannndd, Jimmy establishes that he doesn’t care how tired and stupid these knockout/wake up transitions are. Like Paopao, Jimmy seems to be sticking with this device no matter how lame it is. Even in youth literature, it’s so overdone that … Continue reading
Maximum Ride Chapters 15 & 16
So Gasman and Iggy are mad they got left behind. Yes, we’ve once again switched point of view. I guess Jimmy wanted to be sure we understood that they were mad. And so we are treated to Gasman and Iggy … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil Just Because, Me am Person, Me am Side Character
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Maximum Ride Chapters 13 & 14
Writing like a Hack: Lesson 6. When writing it’s utterly important to keep some consistency for the reader. When writing like a hack, however, you must make sure to switch point of view as often as possible. This is especially … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil Just Because, How do you know that?, Me am Leader
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Maximum Ride Chapters 11 & 12
Wow, Jimmy and Otis must have all gone to the same creative writing course. The characters start off this chapter realizing that the wolfmen took angel there. Now they’re going to sit around talking about it. Which is good in … Continue reading
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Tagged Foreshadows seen from Space, Me am in Charge, Talk talk talk
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Maximum Ride Chapter 9 & 10
Let’s pretend you’re Max and that everything you’ve told us so far is the truth, the complete opposite so far. You’re youngest charge, the one you’re most attached to, has just been taken and you believe it’s to a fate … Continue reading
Maximum Ride Chapters 7 & 8
Now that Jimmy has started things moving again, he decides it’s better to slow things down and give us some backstory. Wow, good choice. I might have gone with continuing the action since it had barely gotten started but then … Continue reading
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Tagged Attack of the Meme, Look at how Special we are, Me am Dumb Hero
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Maximum Ride Chapters 5 & 6
So Max tells us there’s no time to think. Oh, there’s not? But there’s time to tell us there’s not time to think, huh. Maybe instead of wasting your mental power telling us that you should think instead and give … Continue reading
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Tagged Filthy Hoomans, I ain't got time to think, Me am hero
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Maximum Ride Chapters 3 & 4
So Max greets some eight year old she calls Gasman because he farts a lot. No really. He wants to know what’s for breakfast and Max says it’s a surprise because she hasn’t figured it out yet. I can’t wait … Continue reading
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Maximum Ride Chapters 1 & 2
We start off in part one called ‘flock fright’ before going into a nameless chapter one. Great, Jimmy thinks this book is so large it needs to be broken up into parts. That’s an insult to the target audience and … Continue reading