Prologue – And we’re talking, we’re talking…
Chapters 1 & 2 – Slow down and write for real, damn it
Chapters 3 & 4 – The stupidberries taste like Patterson
Chapters 5 & 6 – Let’s Brawl
Chapters 7 & 8 – Get to the…you know the rest
Chapters 9 & 10 -Let’s talk
Chapters 11 & 12 – Dictatorship is fun.
Chapters 13 & 14 – Hack Lessons
Chapters 15 & 16 – Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb through my feathers
Chapters 17 & 18 -Zap
Chapters 19 & 20 – Enhance
Chapters 21 & 22 – It’s all old hat
Chapters 23 & 24 – Saved by the retard
Chapters 25 & 26 – A different kind of bank
Chapters 27 & 28 – Whitecoat overground
Chapters 29 & 30 – I talked just. Like. This!
Chapters 31 & 32 – Have you seen this boy?
Chapters 33 & 34 – Cabin fever.
Chapters 35 & 36 – I felt…with my fingers.
Chapters 37 & 38 – He’s alive! Alive!
Chapters 39 & 40 – Look around? Naw!
Chapters 41 & 42 – Have you seen this girl?
Chapters 43 & 44 – Homeward bound.
Chapters 45 & 46 -Surprise! Not really.
Chapters 47 & 48 -More faux deadness.
Chapters 49 & 50 -Part 3 of too many.
Chapters 51 & 52 – Slowly creeping forward.
Chapters 53 & 54 – Grand theft righteous van.
Chapters 55 & 56 – Driving Miss Max
Chapters 57 & 58 – Faster Food
Chapters 59 & 60 – Get the stick!
Chapters 61 & 62 – Hey Mister Clampett!
Chapters 63 & 64 – She’s not crate trained though.
Chapters 65 & 66 – The light bruising fields
Chapters 67 & 68 – Accents equal funny
Chapters 69 & 70 – Not now, I have a headache
Chapters 71 & 72 -Angel is hell
Chapters 73 & 74 -Let us draw attention to ourselves
Chapters 75 & 76 – What theft?
Chapters 77 & 78 – Maybe there’ll be penguins
Chapters 79 & 80 – Yup, still in New York
Chapters 81 & 82 – They should catch the children’s book circle
Chapters 83 & 84 – I dare you to touch the third rail, Max
Chapters 85 & 86 – Plot induced headaches
Chapters 87 & 88 – Crazy computers
Chapters 89 & 90 -The voice, it commands me
Chapters 91 & 92 – Stealing from old people
Chapters 93 & 94 – Oh no! The wolves which have appeared suddenly dozens of times before, did it again!
Chapters 95 & 96 – Use your free debit-trap card
Chapters 97 & 98 – They could fly but won’t. They’re on strike
Chapters 99 & 100 – Finally we have a location
Chapters 101 & 102 – Wait, let’s leave for food.
Chapters 103 & 104 – Let’s eat our dinner at a fance restaurant
Chapters 105 & 106 – Good thing broken glass isn’t sharp
Chapters 107 & 108 – The making of a monster
Chapters 109 & 110 – Because a makeover is a disguise
Chapters 111 & 112 – That’s the way the cookie isn’t as good as you remember it
Chapters 113-116 – Down to the beach
Chapters 117-120 – Wolf pack attack