Monthly Archives: April 2016

Life & Death Chapter 17

Posted on 04/29/2016 by vivisector

Something that always bothers me about vampires in popular fiction is how dull their hobbies are. Poetry, piano and painting seem to the the big three. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you never see a vampire … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 16

Posted on 04/24/2016 by vivisector

Perhaps one of the best things about the Twilight series is the pockets of actual story buried around. My go to example happens to be Jasper. A Civil War era vampire who fought in vampire turf wars? Sign me the … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 15

Posted on 04/14/2016 by vivisector

Nothing quite like closing a chapter by having a character go to sleep, eh? How else can you stop a chapter otherwise? It might be possible to just end where the last notable, i.e. interesting, thing happens. That’s a slippery … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 14

Posted on 04/07/2016 by vivisector

Given the prevalence in the series, I still have to ask why Bella/Beau is too stupid to ask about the sparkling. I’ve already complained about how obnoxious it is that Ed seemed to think it was scary. I cannot imagine … Continue reading →

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