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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Host Chapter Eight
So why does this ‘Seeker’ not have a name? I mean, logically she should have a name. Otis isn’t in the habit of not naming characters, even when they’re the kind of name you’d expect from someone who attends daycare, … Continue reading
Host Chapter Seven
I love starting off with a bit of retard fuel. Otis introduces us to yet another one of these stupid faux Indian names. Faces Sunward has a question. Yes and Takes Break has one as well as Stop Writing who … Continue reading
Host Chapter Six
The light was finally fading outside the windows. The day, hot for March, had lingered on and on, as if reluctant to end and set me free. Oh yes. Because it’s the day’s fault that you’re trapped in hell. Not … Continue reading
Host Chapter Five
So the first memory Eve came across was in the form of a dream. Sound familiar? I’m guessing that will be the theme from here on out. Eve will go to bed, relive Jackie Otis’s memories and the story will … Continue reading
Host Chapter Four
We start this chapter off on a cheery note. Jackie Otis is out somewhere looking for food. Unfortunately all she can find is a couple of Jack in the Boxes. Distraught, she continues seeking out something more palatable like a … Continue reading
Host Chapter Three
“She won’t recognize the new name,” the Healer murmured. Well of course she won’t recognize the new name. She didn’t know her old name. You could call her Matajamba and she’s give you the same blank puzzled look that so … Continue reading
Stupid Dogs, Play ball and From the Ashes
Stupid Dogs So Billy Black, who is apparently no way related to the Taebo instructor Billy Blanks—man that was a faux pas I won’t make again—came over to talk to my dad. Man I hate that he knows I’m seeing … Continue reading
Host Chapter Two
I wonder what it would be like if some lame author with no self esteem wrote a book. Would their protagonist be fawned over by the other character who would shower them with endless compliments? Would we, as the audience, … Continue reading
Are we there yet & Chained
Are we there yet? I’m sure loving this estranged relationship with Edward. We keep bantering back and forth like a couple of preadolescents. I know that might bore some people to hear about. All the ‘I like you, do you … Continue reading
Host Chapter One
You know, in spite of having actual copies of these books to go over, I never trust them. In every book I’ve read by Otis there comes a moment where I don’t believe what I’m reading. I think that this … Continue reading
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