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- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
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Monthly Archives: March 2010
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Four
This chapter is called Declared. Wasn’t that a terrible series on Fox? Or was that Undeclared? I have a hard time telling one brand of crap form another. Not that it really matters I suppose. Bella comes home and finds … Continue reading
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Tagged Guests, Oh how droll, Please let the vampires kill something
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Three
Maybe this series is a practical joke. Otis wrote this bad on purpose and just shoved it through the system to see how far it would get. Then she started making bank and just kept it going. Again, another possibility … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Two
So just what the hell was Irina doing down in Washington anyway? I know I should have asked this earlier but the whole premise is just so stupid it slipped my mind. Also there was the whole card fraud that … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty One
So another stray thought occurred to me the other day. While Ed can read minds he’s a rarity right? So couldn’t he use his powers for unprecedented douche-baggery? Like, for example, he could pretend to read Jake’s mind and make … Continue reading
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Tagged On thin ice, Please let the vampires kill something, Too perfect
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty
Could it be? No more than nine chapters to go? Why I guess it is and somehow I feel this will be longer. There was so much to think about. Stop lying Bella, liars go to hell. Of course, being … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty Nine
The Culs are now standing around freaking out because the worst thing they could ever imagine is about to happen. Now to be fair, they’re all supposed to be killed by the Blood Mafia. That would be reason to panic … Continue reading
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Tagged Redundant Bureau of Redundancy, The Neverborn, Who?
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty Eight
I’d like to start this chapter off with a little digression. Some of you are saying ‘No, not you Vivi. You never stray from the topic at hand.’ That’s at least half of what I peddle here, the other being … Continue reading
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Tagged Dumb as a box of hammers, Everyone is out of character, The Neverborn
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Lobotomy Anyone?
What Next (polls) So I have a thought to share with you or rather a philosophy. Don’t Shit Where You Eat. It’s a simple concept that means so much more than the literal iteration. I mean it’s good general advice … Continue reading
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty Seven
Bella starts off waxing philosophically, time better spent waxing her lip, again. She goes on about taking mythology much more seriously than before. Yes because didn’t you know all mythology is based on legend which is basically fact just hidden … Continue reading
Chapter 1
From the balcony of a large penthouse, a suited man stood complacently watching the sunset. The noise of the city, forty stories below, was muted by the height. The squall of brakes and horns were barely memories by the time … Continue reading
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