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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Inheritance Chapter 56
A couple of quick gripes about the last chapter before we move on. First, does Chris think about the impact of anything he writes or just he just puke at the keyboard and go with whatever happens? I don’t expect … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged As boring as the back of a shampoo bottle, Impressively Boring, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 55
In the last chapter, Chris described the floor of the tunnel as “knobbly”. This property allegedly makes it easier to walk on being as the rest of the tunnel is smooth. Now, knobbly typically means little knob like protrusions like … Continue reading
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Tagged Author Favor, Poof! Magic, Why? Because the Author demands it
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Inheritance Chapter 54
This chapter is called “the vault of souls”. The last chapter that had a geographic name was “the rock of kuthian” and Eragon didn’t do much then. He just walked up to it, found out he couldn’t get in and … Continue reading
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Tagged It's Legendary, Plot roundabout, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 53
This chapter is called “a question of character”. Which means it should be a short one seeing how Eragon doesn’t have any. So rejoin Eragon and right off his foot is slipping on mud and he falls onto the grass … Continue reading
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Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, It's Legendary, There's a war going on I think
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Inheritance Chapter 52
This chapter is called “and all the world a dream”. Which must mean someone’s hallucinating and being as Murtagh just told us, a couple of chapters ago, that Gabby can screw with minds we can deduce form the title that’s … Continue reading
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Tagged dream weaver, Nothing is Happening, Why do you do that?
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Inheritance Chapter 51
There are a couple of things I noticed in the last chapter that’s actually been going on for a long time. For once, when the giant snails attacked they were described as moving as fast as a man can run … Continue reading
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Tagged Me am hero, Talk talk talk, Where'd that come from?
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Inheritance Chapter 50
This chapter is called “snalglí for two “. I had to search for a bit to find the goofy í Chris used. What the hell is with Chris and accents? For those of you curious to look it up, that’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Plot roundabout, Sleeping on the Job, Why leave if not for food?
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Inheritance Chapter 49
This chapter is called “amid the ruins”. Yes, amid the ruins of a once great and mighty genre, scavengers roam. They pick among the rotted bodies of giants and squabble over the half rotten bits they can find while growling … Continue reading
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Tagged It's Legendary, Looking for the plot, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 48
This chapter is called “burrow grubs”. I’ll note, sadly, that we’re still stuck with Nasuada. You know, when I started, I wondered just how Paolini was going to fill all these heavy pages. The whole story, what little of it … Continue reading
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Tagged Attack of the Stupid Gas, Talk talk talk, Why do you do that?
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Inheritance Chapter 47
This chapter is called “a crown of ice and snow”. Well, I would have settled for a crown made out of either but both? Now you’re just getting flamboyant. We rejoin Eragon now who’s not busy falling in love with … Continue reading
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Tagged Are we there Yet?, Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted
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