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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Split Second Chapters 32 & 33
Chapter 32 It’s been a whole paragraph since Baldacci slung enough crap to fertilize Nebraska so he jumps right into it in the beginning of this one. King gets into Michelle’s truck and looks around. She’s cleaned out her truck … Continue reading
Split Second Chapter 30 & 31
Chapter 30 So I made a bit of a goof, last post. The woman hanging from Sean’s bathroom door isn’t his ex-wife. It’s the woman from earlier in the book, Susan. The more astute among you might recall that she’s … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, Hidden Knowledge, Talk talk talk
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Split Second Chapters 28 & 29
Chapter 28 Did you know we’re not even halfway through this book? It’s that obnoxiously long. I’ve given Paolini a lot of crap for wasting time but Baldacci is gunning for his trophy. If I had to place him somewhere … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Bad Romance, Me am Dumb Hero, Talk talk talk
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Split Second Chapters 26 & 27
Chapter 26 So I haven’t quite understood why King is so angry with Joan at this point. I have to assume he’s mad at Joan as King keeps taking swipes at her. People don’t usually compare others to spiders unless … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil and Stupid, Going Nowhere Fast, What Was the Point?
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Spit Second CHapter 24 & 25
Chapter 24 Now we’re back with one of the characters who’s blessed by the author. Michelle is sitting on her laptop, looking through the USSS database. Most companies will cutoff your access when you’re suspended. I guess the government is … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Talk talk talk, The plot thins
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Split Second Chapters 22 & 23
Chapter 22 You know what I can’t stand? Having my pulse pound. But Baldacci is just so damn good at keeping my heart rate up. If he keeps it up any longer, I’ll have to seek treatment for tachycardia. Thank … Continue reading
Split Second Chapter 20 & 21
Chapter 20 We remain with King who’s leaving early, driving through traffic and going to some office building. Baldacci takes a moment to take a dig at the dot-com era by saying half the building had been empty, then bought … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Effective Villainy, Talk talk talk
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Split Second Chapter 18 & 19
Chapter 18 Did you know that Kristine Huntley of Booklist called this “pulse-pounding suspense “? I hope she never reads a good book or else she’ll have an aneurysm. We rejoin Michelle who’s back at the rundown hotel. It’s a … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Going Nowhere Fast, Me am Dumb Hero
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Split Second Chapter 16 & 17
Chapter 16 Every time we switch perspectives, I feel like the narrator from Super Friends has to be talking to us. I feel like I should be filling in with “Meanwhile”, Michelle is pursuing her leads. The first two are … Continue reading
Split Second Chapter 14 & 15
Chapter 14 We’re back with King who’s also out on the water only, the narrator tells us, he’s paddling a kayak and going slower than her. Again, this is just Baldacci foreshadowing so hard that the walls are about to … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Going Nowhere Fast, On the Case
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