Chapters 1 & 2 – A pleasant break from Zoey
Chapter 3 & 4 – Now the vampire racism is annoying the characters
Chapter 5 & 6 – Break on through to the otherside
Chapters 7& 8 – New powers for Aprhodite
Chapters 9 & 10 – Does anyone else notice the evil?
Chapters 11 & 12 – Welcome to Burning Vampire
Chapters 13 & 14 – Caperetta, the Annoying Ghost
Chapters 15 & 16 – Remember, all the other vampire books are wrong
Chapters 17 & 18 – Super whacky make out time
Chapters 19 & 20 – I wonder if he runs a MacDowell’s…
Chapters 21 & 22 – Misuse of Humans
Chapters 23 & 24 – That’s the power of narrator forced love
Chapters 25 & 26 – Swords are basically bows
Chapters 27 & 28 – Honor and other words PCK doesn’t understand
Chapters 29 & 30 – Another sword fight
Chapters 31 & Final Thoughts – Yup, still don’t like it
Vivisector's Writ 
Whenever I see “Burned“ I think of Zoey and her awesome.friends getting really high and making all this stuff up.