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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
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- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
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Monthly Archives: June 2012
Keeping It Real Chapter 8
We rejoin Lila who’s positively reeling over the news that Sorcha is Zal’s sister even an hour later. Though I’m didn’t think Lila had the patience to do one dance for that long. I’d think she’d be tempted to do … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Bad Romance, Knowing too much, Poof! Magic
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Keeping It Real Chapter 7
Before we begin, I figured I’d mention something I forgot last chapter. Robson mentioned that two humans, being “inept” can’t start a “game”. Inept is her term for people without magic and humans are by default unable to use it. … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Gasp and Shock, The plot thins
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Keeping It Real Chapter 6
Am I the only one that hates how assassins are portrayed in a lot of stories? Like here, Zal gets a death threat with an exact time of when they’ll move on him. How stupid can these people get? I … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Colonel Exposition, Detective Hero, Me am Dumb Hero
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Keeping It Real Chapter 5
Another thing that’s always bothered me about technology and magic not getting along is that they’re never incompatible. Or rather, there’s never a good reason they’re in compatible. It’s always just because the author says so. See, authors who write … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Comedy is Hard, Dull Details, Sleeping on the Job
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Keeping It Real Chapter 4
Why is it that whenever there’s a female lead, we always get that scene. You know the one, where the attractive—but not as much as the protagonist lest she be overshadowed—tells the heroine that the local, aloof male model is … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Down for the Chapter, Dull Details, Poof! Magic
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Keeping It Real Chapter 3
So I have to wonder how humans managed to create massively advanced technology in this. Especially considering that everyone lost all the records of 2015 and then the names of major cities. They must have forgotten history too because they … Continue reading
Keeping It Real Chapters 1 & 2
We start the story in earnest with a record executive. Which is making me feel like I’ve been sent down a wormhole back to the past. It’s some cheap label and the CEO is dicking around at his desk when … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dumb Decisions, Elves are just better, Me am Dumb Hero
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Keeping It Real Prologue
After finishing Marked, I thought I’d go ahead and try something a little bit different. Something that didn’t involve vampires and leaned a touch towards the sci-fi. So I asked around and was recommended this book called “Keeping It Real” … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Dull Details, Tell not show
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Marked Final Thoughts
So, as usual I have a few lingering questions that the book dared to provoke. None of them have good answers but they’ve been bugging me since they appear and now that the book is over I know we won’t … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
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Marked Chapter 29
Ok, this is it. The last chapter of the book and there’s no epilogue. I have to offer a bit of grudging respect to PCK for not wasting my time with a prologue and an epilogue. That fact alone makes … Continue reading