Monthly Archives: January 2016

Life & Death Chapter 4

Posted on 01/22/2016 by vivisector

There are other things Meyer is telling us with this story. Namely that she’s stuck on those heady days when she was raking in that sweet Hollywood cash and attention. Why else would she keep anchoring herself to retelling Twilight? … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 3

Posted on 01/15/2016 by vivisector

The biggest hurdle Meyer faced when she decided to do this was that Twilight already existed. The cheap joke here is that she’s just repeating herself. The deep one is that Meyer is trapped in a dream she loves and … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 2

Posted on 01/08/2016 by vivisector

Chapter 2 It’s now Beau’s second day in school which is going to be just as interesting and delightful as the first. He says it’s better because it isn’t raining yet. Personally, as a denizen of a drier state, I … Continue reading →

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Life & Death Chapter 1

Posted on 01/01/2016 by vivisector

Intro We start off with Meyer telling us how shocked she is that it’s been ten years. Yet it only feels like yesterday that you drove a nail into the coffin of vampire fiction. Don’t get me wrong, it still … Continue reading →

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