Monthly Archives: December 2011

Inheritance Chapter 26

Posted on 12/30/2011 by vivisector

Sometimes, when trying to build an expansive universe, authors will toss in details that don’t affect the overall story. Even some of the best will toss out throwaway lines that gets forgotten. But a skilled writer can make that moment … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 25

Posted on 12/28/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “a heart-to-heart”. I can only hope that means Eragon will have his heart ripped out and eaten by Saphira as an appetizer before she consumes him. ‘Now your power is mine!’ Though Chris spent the last … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 24

Posted on 12/26/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “the way of knowing”. I think you forgot the rest of that, Chris. It should be “…you’re a hack who shouldn’t get paid after writing his name on the back of a check because he‘d screw … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 23

Posted on 12/24/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “Thardsvergûndnzmal”. So Chris heard someone sneeze while trying to describe their hiccups and said ‘yeah, that sounds like a word that belongs in my elf gibberish’. I would have thought Chris finally learned that funky symbols … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 22

Posted on 12/22/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “interregnum”. Was your thesaurus getting uppity with you Chris? Maybe it mouthed off and said you’re not a good writer and all you do is use it so you had to smack it around a bit. … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 21

Posted on 12/20/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “dust and ashes”. We open with Roran describing the building’s he sees as plaster covered and empty. Apparently they’re all warehouses and shops. Right, so where did all those Imperials come from? Don’t worry about it, … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 20

Posted on 12/18/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “a flour made of flame”. You know where this is going, don’t you? We all do, thanks to the chapter title. For those of you that haven’t read Timeline, as Chris must have recently done, this … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 19

Posted on 12/16/2011 by vivisector

So why didn’t the Imperials attack Roran’s forces last chapter? Okay, we’ll pretend they were impressed by Roran’s attitude. Sure, whatever you say Chris. But putting the stupidity aside, why wouldn’t they attack the scattered men? Let me paint the … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 18

Posted on 12/14/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “a toss of the bones”. Which I assume is supposed to mean something like a toss of the dice. Though a phrase like that sounds like it’s taking about the game of knucklebones which is more … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 17

Posted on 12/12/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “dras-leona”. And no matter how many times I see that name I keep thinking it’s one of Leona Helmsley’s hotels. Then I start picturing her standing atop a tower throwing small, yappy dogs at Eragon and … Continue reading →

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