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Monthly Archives: May 2012
Marked Chapter 23
We begin with Zoey and Stevie waiting by the oak tree where everyone’s to meet. As she’s a roommate with the psychopath, Stevie shares privileged status. She only has to come along with Zoey and hang out while they wait … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am Special, Plot roundabout, Praise for the Avatar
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Marked Chapter 22
So, we’re starting chapter 22 now and this book only runs to chapter 29. And we just learned the “plot”, as thin as it is, in chapter 20. Two thirds of this book has been about Zoey. Zoey doesn’t like … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Cursing Would be Wrong, Do As I Say!, Me am Special
8 Comments
Marked Chapter 21
So PCK’s comment about Stoker last chapter really grated against my nerves. That Stoker vilified vampires and that makes him awful. It’d be like saying that The Matrix vilified humans because one of them betrayed everyone to the machines. For … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Author Failure, Dull Details, The Story Is Repeating Itself
6 Comments
Marked Chapter 20
So there’s something I’ve been mulling over for sometime and it’s about the “specialness” of avatar characters. It’s one of those things that pops up constantly in bad fiction, where authors strive to differentiate them from the redshirts. And it … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Filthy Hoomans, The Story Is Repeating Itself
11 Comments
Marked Chapter 19
We rejoin Zoey who’s still weak in the knees from Erik’s creepy make out session with her wrist. She walks past the girls watching a reality show who’s title I won’t give the oxygen of exposure and heads into the … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Are we there Yet?, Talk talk talk, The plot thins
5 Comments
Marked Chapter 18
So, we’re well past that halfway point and the big plot point so far is that the “dark daughters” are treating their fellow students like pudding cups. Or, that’s the closest thing to a plot I’ve seen. Maybe the real … Continue reading
Marked Chapter 17
So I have a question about rights, specifically the rights of parents in PCK’s world. Contrary to the constant whining of most of her characters, I’d bet the majority of parents don’t care that their kids go to the school. … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil Just Because, Tis but a Scratch, What's the Plot Again?
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Marked Chapter 16
We’re now past the halfway mark, at least in terms of chapter numbers. At this point, something should be happening. At the very least, PCK should be hinting at a plot. Rowling didn’t focus strongly in the Sorcerer’s Stone throughout … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Evil Just Because, Nothing is Happening
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Marked Chapter 15
I’m still really hating how cheap PCK is being with Elliott. He hasn’t really done anything to deserve scorn from Zoey aside from insulting Damien. Considering how much trouble he’s gotten into just for being disinterested, I’d say he’s just … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Looking for the plot, Won't something just happen?
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Marked Chapter 14
Now that we’re past Zoey’s lit class, we join her in fencing. She says that it’s surprisingly cool. Their instructor is “Lankford Dragon Lankford, or just Dragon” and he doesn’t look like what she thought a male vampire should look … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Oh Mary Sue how I hate you, Why? Because the Author demands it
8 Comments