- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: April 2013
Hunted Chapter 8
Here’s another silly quirk I’ve got to question. Everyone in Zoey’s universe seems to aspire to owning a “gold card”. This is perhaps a minor nit to pick but gold cards aren’t really the standard these days. Pretty much since … Continue reading
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Hunted Chapter 7
There’s a little game I like to play with stories. I like to take a single element and mentally subtract and imagine how it would change things. One of the worst offenses I’ve come across so far was elves in … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Cash Money, Forced Romance, Talk talk talk 1 Comment
Sealed with a Curse Chapter 5
Thank you Jesus, it’s a short chapter. For once, Celia is justifiably mad and pretty much like, “What the fuck did you just say?”. If someone that had tried to get me killed a week ago then wanted me to … Continue reading
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Hunted Chapter 6
One of the more frustrating things about this series is that I don’t know what the audience is supposed to get out of it. It’s certainly not an interesting story so strike that and it’s not good enough to be … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Dull Details, Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk 1 Comment
Hunted Chapter 5
Has anyone else noticed how easily Zoey gets away with murder? I’ve gone over the two humans that Zoey murdered—I maintain that she murdered them until PCK provides evidence to the contrary—before and in length. I had forgotten that she … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Comically Unfunny, Talk talk talk, What Plot? 1 Comment
Hunted Chapter 4
So why did Neferet bring Stark to the ritual to have him shoot Stevie? Why not just show him a picture of Stevie and have him focus on that when he shoots? PCK already established he has teleporting arrows that … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, Snooty Equals Evil, Talk talk talk 2 Comments
Hunted Chapter 3
We rejoin Zoey as Darius is about to remove the arrow. Mind you, this is all part of a flashback that Zoey’s having which started in the last chapter. Something PCK should have finished the flashback before the end of … Continue reading
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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 4
Celia is angry (when has she not been pissed about something in this book?) because she’s become some kind of supernatural celebrity and every were animal has wanted to catch a glimpse of the mysterious werepussy. I have to ask, … Continue reading
Hunted Chapter 2
We break no continuity by rejoining Zoey as she’s just woken up. She tells herself that Kalona can get into her dreams but not to worry. That won’t prevent her from worrying herself sick as a dog at the slightest … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Go Team Stupid!, Leader of the Pack, Me am Special 1 Comment
Hunted Chapter 1
There is a point where I’ve begun to worry I’m repeating myself and I can’t help it. It’s a bit like being just intoxicated enough to know you sound like an idiot but you’re not capable of telling your mouth … Continue reading
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