First Impressions – Not that good
Chapter 1 – Already Broken
Chapter 2 – It’s like the Berlin wall except it sucks
Chapter 3 – Here comes the cast of Cats
Chapter 4 – Get the squirt bottle
Chapter 5 – I didn’t hear the dinner bell
Chapter 6 – Behold, some useless artifacts
Chapter 7 – The Varden police state
Chapter 8 – Oh, shiny…
Chapter 9 -Yup, nothing goin’ on
Chapter 10 – Eragon the faith healer
Chapter 11 – That’s not how a siege works
Chapter 12 – A slow parade of stupid
Chapter 13 – Horse rustlin’
Chapter 14 – Moon indigestion
Chapter 15 – Wiretapping without a warrant
Chapter 16 – Under Siege
Chapter 17 – Memories of Genocide
Chapter 18 – Just act casual
Chapter 19 – Assassin’s Creed: Hug him to death
Chapter 20 – Under Sege 1/2: Kaboomtown!
Chapter 21 – Timeout for the good guys
Chapter 22 – You are winner
Chapter 23 – His name is mud
Chapter 24 – Can’t we just get a training montage?
Chapter 25 – Taking a beating
Chapter 26 – Perfect at everything
Chapter 27 – Exposit again
Chapter 28 – Sneaking while wearing heavy armor. That always works well.
Chapter 29 – Shackled
Chapter 30 – Rescued
Chapter 31 – Not even a warm up
Chapter 32 – Call in an airstrike
Chapter 33 – Not exactly Sun Tzu
Chapter 34 – Burn it all
Chapter 35 – A scratch!
Chapter 36 – You’re drunk
Chapter 37 – Who called this meeting?
Chapter 38 – Will the secretary read the minutes from the last meeting?
Chapter 39 – At exactly 9:45
Chapter 40 – Cashing in
Chapter 41 – Taking a trip
Chapter 42 – Taken
Chapter 43 – It’s all about branding
Chapter 44 – The mask…that doesn’t belong
Chapter 45 – A rather casual torture.
Chapter 46 – Backstory
Chapter 47 – Brought to you by the weather channel
Chapter 48 – No escape
Chapter 49 – Not quite fantasy island
Chapter 50 – Get the salt
Chapter 51 – Open says Eragon
Chapter 52 – Brought to you by a generous donation from Robert Jordan
Chapter 53 – Rearranging boulders for fun and profit
Chapter 54 – Going down?
Chapter 55 – Meet the dragonoid
Chapter 56 – Changing the rules
Chapter 57 – The water of forgetfulness
Chapter 58 – Who designed that thing? Oh, right. An idiot.
Chapter 59 – More lifting from Dune
Chapter 60 – Moron moot.
Chapter 61 – The bastard children of Claude Rains
Chapter 62 – Well that’s disturbing
Chapter 63 – Pointless stealth
Chapter 64 – Spike trap. Catalog number 507.
Chapter 65 – Roran’s: The art of failing at war
Chapter 66 – Fifty percent off all black spiked pauldrons
Chapter 67 – Barst; elf exterminator extraordinaire
Chapter 68 – Eragon wins; Freindship
Chapter 69 – Magical fallout
Chapter 70 – It’s over, right?
Chapter 71 – Why do I hear the “Imperial March”?
Chapter 72 – The days are just dull
Chapter 73 – The metaphor doesn’t fit
Chapter 74 – Dragons bone
Chapter 75 – I do whut I want!
Chapter 76 – Taking a tour
Chapter 77 – Changing the rules
Chapter 78 – Is it really over?
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