- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Eclipse Chapter Eighteen
Whew, I feel grounded again. The opening dialogue helps me out for this one. “That had to be the longest party in the history of the world,” I complained on the way home. No Bella, it only felt like that. … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Bella whines, Charlie is useless, There is no sex in Twilight 2 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Seventeen
Bella hears Edward’s soft voice from behind. Yes! Finally some boffing. If a book doesn’t have a good plot or action, there’s really only one more thing you can do to spice it up. Sure sex between Bella and Edward … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Bella whines 3 Comments
So I leave one comment up to greet people but don’t be afraid to scroll down. The date these sticky posts show is not always indicative of the most recent. I leave it here because I don’t publish many uncategorized … Continue reading
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Eclipse Chapter Sixteen
I think I’ve decoded Otis’s style. Whenever these chapters start with dialogue I know time has passed. Unless it’s someone else talking. Or maybe she doesn’t have a style and these are assembled in a haphazard fashion just as the … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella whines, Edward is a stalker, Edward sucks 1 Comment
Eclipse Chapter Fifteen
Thanks for the positive comments folks. It’s good to see somebody is enjoying this besides myself. For more things that Otis has borrowed elements from, besides the Southern Vampire Mysteries, see this link. I only remembered it because an ex … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, character assassination, Edward sucks, poor jacob 4 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Fourteen
Yet another chapter that starts off in mid conversation. I can’t help but feel that Otis is addressing me directly through Bella. “You can’t be serious,” I said Wednesday afternoon. “You’ve completely lost you mind!” Well I’m rereading Eclipse in … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Edward sucks, poor jacob 5 Comments
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Eclipse Chapter Thirteen
I don’t know what it is about the openings to these chapters. Every time I crack the book open and start one up I get a good line. “The same thing that happened to your hand.” Jasper answered in a … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Alice is awesome, Jasper is interesting, vampire turf wars 3 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twelve
This chapter is called time. I think it’s supposed to be short for why waste your time reading this when there are unclean souls to cleanse from the earth with fire. Of course that was merely a suggestion by the … Continue reading
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Eclipse Chapter Eleven
The openings to some of the chapters brings a thin ray of hope where it is not deserved. Take, for example, this gem of a beginning. “Are you gonna eat that hot dog?” That’s the kind of line that starts … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Injun legends 4 Comments