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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: November 2013
Tempted Chapters 28 & 29
Chapter 28 For everyone in the US, happy Thanksgiving! For everyone else, you should have some pie. There’s never a bad time for pie. I hate how lazy the internet gets on the big holidays. I know it’s not easy … Continue reading
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Tagged Compassion is for the Weak, Going Nowhere Fast, Me am in Charge
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Tempted Chapters 26 & 27
Chapter 26 Zoey pretends to be shocked that Heath is there. He pretends that she’s being cold to him and they share a laugh. Nothing like characters without any kind of chemistry having a faux moment. He says that he … Continue reading
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Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk, What Plot?
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Tempted Chapters 24 & 25
Chapter 24 So I have a half-assed timeline put together finally. I needed some evidence of how screwy this series is when it comes to time. PCK is, if nothing else, terrible about fudging it. Just look at how Zoey … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil and Stupid, Me am hero, Research is Hard
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Tempted Chapters 22 & 23
Chapter 22 No seriously, who the fuck was Anastasia? I mean, other than a character PCK killed in a cheap attempt at drama. I could look her up or browse the HoN wiki I’m sure undoubtedly exists but fuck that. … Continue reading
Tempted Chapters 20 & 21
Chapter 20 So, the idiots have sat down, had breakfast and decided to go back to the school. At this point it should be a simple transition over to just outside the school where they’re getting ready to enter. At … Continue reading
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Tagged Death by Drama, Forced Romance, Talk talk talk
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Tempted Chapters 18 & 19
Chapter 18 Incredibly vague descriptions are a mixed bag when it comes to stories. I don’t mind when an author sets the scene in broad strokes. Telling us that it’s bright out is fine, I don’t need to know that … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Romance, Going Nowhere Fast, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Tempted Chapters 16 & 17
Chapter 16 Stevie is having trouble getting to sleep. She says, pardon the cliché, that she usually sleeps like the dead. But thoughts about Rephy are keeping her awake and she has no idea what she’s going to do. She … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil and Stupid, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Tempted Chapters 14 & 15
Chapter 14 Why does Zoey trust in the wisdom of Nyx? Think about it for a second. Here is a god who hands out powers like candy on Halloween. She doesn’t care who they are, just as long as they’ve … Continue reading
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Tagged Forced Romance, Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk
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