Blogroll
- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Won’t something just happen?
Matched Chapter 17
We join Cassia hiking, again. Is this how the rest of the book is going to go? Chapter opens, Cassia is hiking and nothing happens. This chapter certainly isn’t breaking the pattern by much. Cassia says the hike was easier … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork
Tagged Impressively Boring, Talk talk talk, Won't something just happen?
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Matched Chapter 5
So the end of the last chapter ended on a cliffhanger that promised we’d hear something about this second “match” of Cassia’s along with the titillating detail that she knew him also. I already hate that because it makes the … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork
Tagged How Convenient, Me am Special, Won't something just happen?
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Marked Chapter 15
I’m still really hating how cheap PCK is being with Elliott. He hasn’t really done anything to deserve scorn from Zoey aside from insulting Damien. Considering how much trouble he’s gotten into just for being disinterested, I’d say he’s just … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Looking for the plot, Won't something just happen?
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Inheritance Chapter 71
This chapter is called “heir to the empire”. Which gives me a distinctly creepy vibe. It summons visions of the Nasuada simply stepping into Gabby’s role as ruler of the land and making no concessions. I mean, the whole point … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Talk talk talk, Won't something just happen?
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Bree Part 13
Now that Diego’s split off to go die heroically, Bree is free to return to her routine. Namely sitting in the corner recounting every moment in the latest Family Guy episode that made her laugh whilst peppering her speech with … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 17 & 18
These chapters are called ‘down the rushing mere-wash’ and ‘drifting’. Did you think that we’d start being able to skip all the dull in between dicking around Eragon does because Chris has added another character? Yeah, so did I. Instead … Continue reading
Posted in Eldest, Recap
Tagged Me am hero, Slower 'n molasses, Won't something just happen?
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Host Chapter Forty Six
You know what would be an awesome way to end this book? Have it turn out to be a hysterical episode, not in the old fashioned sense mind you, of Jackie Otis. She could be suffering from Delusional Parasitosis and … Continue reading
Host Chapter Thirty Seven
When Otis decided to ‘explain’ how the Crunchies bred, I wanted to put it under the knife like I do everything else when I had a second to think about it. Let’s start off with the aliens sexes’ shall we? … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap
Tagged Author Avatar, Too dumb to live, Won't something just happen?
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