Tag Archives: Wasting Time

Destined Chapters 26 & 27

Chapter 26 I really, really hate the laziness that comes with Random Capitalization of proper nouns for titles. I hate how PCK always calls them “Priestess” as if that’s sufficient or what Zoey and crew does a “Ritual”. Look, ladies, … Continue reading

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Hunted Chapter 8

Here’s another silly quirk I’ve got to question. Everyone in Zoey’s universe seems to aspire to owning a “gold card”. This is perhaps a minor nit to pick but gold cards aren’t really the standard these days. Pretty much since … Continue reading

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Chosen Chapter 19

Here’s a something that’s been puzzling me since last chapter. How the hell is Zoey going to get away with hurting those guys? Let’s pretend that they’re alive and well and just bruised, because we know they are, for a … Continue reading

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Betrayed Chapter 27

After wasting time last chapter answering questions to the future cast of World’s Dumbest Police, Zoey meets up with her friends. Again. They decide to skip Star Wars in favor of solving a mystery. Now if only they had a … Continue reading

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Keeping It Real Chapter 15

This chapter has Lila greeting us from captivity. Apparently sleep wasn’t such a good idea as it allowed her to be captured by a pack of squirrels suffering from gigantism. Or she wakes up automatically because the machine detected something … Continue reading

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