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Tag Archives: Too perfect
Chosen Chapter 11
Let’s talk about visions and prophecies in fiction, shall we? From prophecies in high fantasy to psychic flashes of the future, it seems that any book with a hint of the supernatural will have clairvoyance make a guest appearance. It … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk, Too perfect Leave a comment
Maximum Ride Chapter 9 & 10
Let’s pretend you’re Max and that everything you’ve told us so far is the truth, the complete opposite so far. You’re youngest charge, the one you’re most attached to, has just been taken and you believe it’s to a fate … Continue reading
Posted in Maximum Ride, Recap Tagged Me am Leader, Thinking is Hard, Too perfect Leave a comment
Midnight Sun Chapter 6 part 2
So Ed is still finishing off the conversation that they can’t be having yet. Maybe it’s all happening in his head as he reads the future as Alice sees it. That’d be some trippy Phillip K Dick stuff right there … Continue reading
Posted in Midnight Sun, Recap Tagged Control is love, Edward is a stalker, Too perfect 2 Comments
Eldest Chapters 49 & 50
These chapters are called ‘in a starry glade’ and ‘landfall’. Eragon Wakes: 18 Eragon wakes alone. So, status quo then? Yup, Eragon runs through his douche checklist. He’s still in charge, still the best/last hope for the dragons and world … Continue reading
Posted in Eldest, Recap Tagged Me am Elf, My back!, Too perfect 8 Comments
Host Chapter Twenty Five
This chapter is called compelled. What is it with Otis and compulsion? Has she been peeking at Jordan’s magnum opus? I don’t think she could read it, not because the sheer size of the thing. Rather because she’d get forty … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged I'm a storyteller!, The story that doesn't suck, Too perfect 13 Comments
Host Chapter Twenty Four
This chapter is called tolerated, joy. I’ll bet Otis is trying to make us see the hatred directed towards Eve as irrational prejudice. Maybe Eve and Jeb will stage a sit in at the cafeteria counter when they refuse to … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Better things could be happening, Too perfect 4 Comments
Host Chapter Five
So the first memory Eve came across was in the form of a dream. Sound familiar? I’m guessing that will be the theme from here on out. Eve will go to bed, relive Jackie Otis’s memories and the story will … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Scree, Stephanie Meyer is a tard, Too perfect 5 Comments
Host Chapter Two
I wonder what it would be like if some lame author with no self esteem wrote a book. Would their protagonist be fawned over by the other character who would shower them with endless compliments? Would we, as the audience, … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Cribbing on Classics, Dumb as a box of hammers, Too perfect 3 Comments
Someone needs to tell Otis that you don’t always need a Prologue. They’re not mandated by law nor by custom. Though many real authors choose to include one, you could skip it. Really, it would be a sign that somewhere … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Stephanie Meyer is a tard, Thetans, Too perfect 8 Comments
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty One
So another stray thought occurred to me the other day. While Ed can read minds he’s a rarity right? So couldn’t he use his powers for unprecedented douche-baggery? Like, for example, he could pretend to read Jake’s mind and make … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged On thin ice, Please let the vampires kill something, Too perfect Leave a comment