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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
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- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
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- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
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Tag Archives: The Worst laid Plans
Hidden Chapters 21 & 22
Chapter 21 We join Zoey pissing away her morning, worrying. She’s worrying about Grandma and worrying about Aurox. There’s a reason the useless character who frets until their hair falls out are the focus of a story. And it’s not … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself, The Worst laid Plans
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Hidden Chapters 17 & 18
Chapter 17 We kick off from Shaylin who’s being told to follow Aphro. We’re then told Aphro did “her twitchy walk” towards the dorms. I like when authors suddenly drop new traits on the audience at once and pretend they’ve … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil Just Because, Talk talk talk, The Worst laid Plans
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Hunted Chapter 26
Let’s go back and examine that part about “cloaking”, PCK. Aside from the fact you should have detailed how it works earlier, like in the first book, your sudden discussion on it doesn’t make sense. I was willing to let … Continue reading
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Tagged Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself, The Worst laid Plans
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Keeping It Real Chapter 20
So, while Lila is getting marched to her holding cell or a city bus or wherever the elves are taking her, she starts asking Barry questions. Because the best time to exposit is right before you’re about to get killed … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 62
This chapter is called “over the wall and into the maw”. Gee, what could possibly happen in this chapter? I imagine they’ll get into the city and start killing random people that give Eragon funny looks. We flash forward to … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dumb Decisions, The Specter of Villainy, The Worst laid Plans
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Inheritance Chapter 27
This chapter is called “decisions”. Yes, like why decide to have a secret entrance discovered by a character we haven’t seen in ages? And why did you decide to start the chapter off this way? “Explain it to me again,” … Continue reading
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Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Go Team Stupid!, The Worst laid Plans
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