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Tag Archives: The Story Is Repeating Itself
Revealed Chapter 3
We start off with Aphro bitching about not being able to go home to the tunnels and for thinking of the tunnels as home. She begins fumbling in her purse looking for her Xanax. Darius grabs for her purse and … Continue reading
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Tagged Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Hidden Chapters 21 & 22
Chapter 21 We join Zoey pissing away her morning, worrying. She’s worrying about Grandma and worrying about Aurox. There’s a reason the useless character who frets until their hair falls out are the focus of a story. And it’s not … Continue reading
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Tagged Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself, The Worst laid Plans
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Hidden Chapters 15 & 16
Chapter 15 I swear I’ve asked this before but what, exactly, is Neferet’s evil plan? Here’s what I’ve gotten about her character so far. “Hurray Darkness! Boo humans.” I’m not expecting Neferet to strap Zoey down to slab and explain … Continue reading
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Tagged Didn't Think it Through, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Hidden Chapters 11 & 12
Chapter 11 After that shocking revelation last chapter where Zoey revealed that she saw something when she looked at Stark through the seer stone, we’re still with Zoey and Stark. Stark says that she’s nor making any sense. As though … Continue reading
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Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Awakened Chapters 17 & 18
Chapter 17 Let’s talk about something more cheery than this series for a moment shall we? How about, eugenics? How did such a movement happen within the same universe as Zoey’s? This might seem like a preposterous question until you … Continue reading
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Tagged Another Prophecy, Going Nowhere Fast, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Awakened Chapters 15 & 16
Chapter 15 Has anyone in the world ever missed Zoey as little as I? Maybe the cops but that’s because the author keeps deflecting their bullets. We’re back with her and she’s crying because she’s just gotten the news about … Continue reading
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Tagged Another Prophecy, Going Nowhere Fast, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Awakened Chapters 13 & 14
Chapter 13 We switch over to Stevie who’s getting yelled at by Aprho. Aphro can’t believe nobody has called Zoey. To be fair, when the master is away, no slave is eager to hear fresh orders. It’s not just Zoey … Continue reading
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Tagged Looking for the plot, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Awakened Chapters 7 & 8
Chapter 7 So PCK keeps bringing genies out of bottles without thinking about what it means. For example, reincarnation. It’s been mentioned twice that there are souls drawn to each other, most recently with Jack and Damien. There are just … Continue reading
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Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, The Story Is Repeating Itself, Too dumb to live
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Burned Chapters 27 & 28
Chapter 27 What exactly do we humans get from the vampires in your universe, PCK? We’ve seen all the benefits Zoey gets for having bonded to Heath in that she could always locate a snack and the vampires seem to … Continue reading
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Tagged Boss Fight!, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Burned Chapters 17 & 18
Chapter 17 Horseshoe crabs are incredibly fascinating to me. The earliest fossils have been found in strata that put it in the Ordovician period. The best estimates make it around four hundred fifty million years old as a species. Homo … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Romance, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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