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Tag Archives: Tension Thwarted
Revealed Chapter 3
We start off with Aphro bitching about not being able to go home to the tunnels and for thinking of the tunnels as home. She begins fumbling in her purse looking for her Xanax. Darius grabs for her purse and … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Life & Death Chapter 17
Something that always bothers me about vampires in popular fiction is how dull their hobbies are. Poetry, piano and painting seem to the the big three. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you never see a vampire … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork, Twilight
Tagged Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted, Vampire Dating Game
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Life & Death Chapter 8
A common focus I’ve seen in criticisms of Twilight and its narrow universe revolves around Ed. I know, so many of them do. Honestly, if Meyer wanted me to say only one word that could encompass everything wrong about the … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork, Twilight
Tagged I never Drink...Coke, Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted
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Hunted Chapter 18
So Zoey’s back at the school, eh? Fifteen chapters spent with her away from luxury, less than a single day in universe, before she’s back where the food is endless and the laundry is done by invisible servants. And while … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil Just Because, Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted
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Hunted Chapter 13
One of the things that bothers me about this series is Zoey’s powers. Not just the fact that she has all the powers, which is a classic childish move, but that they don’t cost her anything to use. Zoey simply … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted
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Betrayed Chapter 31
I guess the big question now is how long will PCK will try to stretch out Neferet as the main villain? Also, why is Neferet being evil? What’s her motivation? It just seems like a lot of work to make … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Drain Bamage, Me am Dumb Hero, Tension Thwarted
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Keeping It Real Chapter 18
So why even make Lila a cyborg at all? That’s something that’s been nibbling at me and making me wonder. Sure there are some things Lila’s done so far that a regular person couldn’t like fly or lock up because … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Elves are just better, Poof! Magic, Tension Thwarted
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Marked Chapter 28
Before we start, I’m warning PCK that there’d better be a damn good explanation for how Heath found Zoey. I mean, only member of the DDs were invited to the ritual and they didn’t know where they were going on … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil Just Because, Impressively Boring, Tension Thwarted
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Inheritance Chapter 47
This chapter is called “a crown of ice and snow”. Well, I would have settled for a crown made out of either but both? Now you’re just getting flamboyant. We rejoin Eragon now who’s not busy falling in love with … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Are we there Yet?, Talk talk talk, Tension Thwarted
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Inheritance Chapter 29
One commentor asked me if there was anything I liked about these books. And there is one thing but it’s only tangentially related and came from the fans that Chris has. It’s a fan theory I stumbled upon while browsing … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Colonel Exposition, How do you know that?, Tension Thwarted
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