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Tag Archives: Stephanie Meyer is a tard
Host Chapter Twenty Three
This chapter is called confessed. I have serious doubts that anyone is confessing anything. When your characters send signals out bigger than the Titanic’s emergency flares, there’s no surprise. We going to hear characters say things we already knew all … Continue reading
Host Chapter Twenty One
Another question I’ve been meaning to get to. As a commenter pointed out, why can’t Eve just disconnect from Jackie Otis? Presumably it would be rather debilitating to be subject to the same limits as heir host. The aliens should … Continue reading
Host Chapter Eight
So why does this ‘Seeker’ not have a name? I mean, logically she should have a name. Otis isn’t in the habit of not naming characters, even when they’re the kind of name you’d expect from someone who attends daycare, … Continue reading
Host Chapter Six
The light was finally fading outside the windows. The day, hot for March, had lingered on and on, as if reluctant to end and set me free. Oh yes. Because it’s the day’s fault that you’re trapped in hell. Not … Continue reading
Host Chapter Five
So the first memory Eve came across was in the form of a dream. Sound familiar? I’m guessing that will be the theme from here on out. Eve will go to bed, relive Jackie Otis’s memories and the story will … Continue reading
Host Chapter One
You know, in spite of having actual copies of these books to go over, I never trust them. In every book I’ve read by Otis there comes a moment where I don’t believe what I’m reading. I think that this … Continue reading
Host Prologue
Someone needs to tell Otis that you don’t always need a Prologue. They’re not mandated by law nor by custom. Though many real authors choose to include one, you could skip it. Really, it would be a sign that somewhere … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Nine
This chapter is called the happily ever after. Yes folks, Bella gets the money, the looks, a daughter she doesn’t have to look after and her favorite piranha. I’m wondering if an army of gumdrop fairies will come out of … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Eight
This is the second to last chapter in the(hopefully) last book in the Twilight universe. I know about the novella regarding Bree and of course Midnight Sun to be released someday. But those take place before Breaking Dawn. I hope … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap
Tagged Oh how droll, Plot solved, Stephanie Meyer is a tard
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Five
He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.” Which smile is your favorite Bella? The one he used to flash at you while watching you sleep while you talked? Was it the one he wore on you honeymoon, like … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap
Tagged Bella is an idiot, Nervous much?, Stephanie Meyer is a tard
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