- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
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- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
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Tag Archives: Slower ‘n molasses
Keeping It Real Chapter 3
So I have to wonder how humans managed to create massively advanced technology in this. Especially considering that everyone lost all the records of 2015 and then the names of major cities. They must have forgotten history too because they … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 57
The last couple of chapters got me thinking about dragon eggs. Not about the physiology, that’s pointless when dealing in fantasy because the author’s answer will always just be “it’s magic”. I mean more about them and Gabby. Like, why … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork Tagged Gaining skills as the plot demands, Plot roundabout, Slower 'n molasses 2 Comments
Inheritance Chapter 34
This chapter is called “and the walls fell”. Just as long as I don’t have to listen to Def Leopard while it happens. We rejoin Eragon after our lengthy interlude with Roran. It’s been so long I can hardly remember … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork Tagged Me am Leader, Slower 'n molasses, Why? Because the Athor demands it 2 Comments
Inheritance Chapter 32
So here we are, over thirty chapters into this book and not even the hint of Gabby. Keep in mind this book is seventy nine chapters long. This is another problem I have with this series. Gabby’s lack of presence. … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork Tagged Battle of Incompetence, Dull Details, Slower 'n molasses 2 Comments
Inheritance Chapter 24
This chapter is called “the way of knowing”. I think you forgot the rest of that, Chris. It should be “…you’re a hack who shouldn’t get paid after writing his name on the back of a check because he‘d screw … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork Tagged Elves are just better, Finish Him!, Slower 'n molasses Leave a comment
Maximum Ride Chapters 77 & 78
Here’s another question for you Jimmy. How are the kids hiding their wings? You made mention earlier when Max got a sweatshirt with holes cut out in the back from Ella’s mom. That’d mean Max and the rest either have … Continue reading
Posted in Maximum Ride, Recap Tagged Dull Details, Slower 'n molasses, What danger? Leave a comment
Bree Part 16
Riley mentions that there’s only seven members of this other clan. Which is fine I suppose, it’s quite technically true. After all, Bella never really counts as one of the Cullens. She’s certainly not vey useful until the author bestows … Continue reading
Bree Part 9
So last time this got so painful I had to end the recap, that is to say all the characters were writhing in pain. And really, what better place to end a recap? I just wanted to hold that image … Continue reading
Brisingr Chapters 17 & 18
These Chapters are called ‘intersecting sagas’ and ‘making amends’. Eragon heals a tumor then decides to hold a weekly session where he does requests and then decides he needs a sword. It might sound like I’m compressing three boring things … Continue reading
Posted in Brisingr, Recap Tagged As boring as the back of a shampoo bottle, Slower 'n molasses, Talk talk talk 5 Comments
Eldest Chapters 17 & 18
These chapters are called ‘down the rushing mere-wash’ and ‘drifting’. Did you think that we’d start being able to skip all the dull in between dicking around Eragon does because Chris has added another character? Yeah, so did I. Instead … Continue reading
Posted in Eldest, Recap Tagged Me am hero, Slower 'n molasses, Won't something just happen? 4 Comments