Tag Archives: Redundant Bureau of Redundancy

Split Second Chapter 44 & 45

Posted on 08/17/2013 by vivisector

Chapter 44 So I guess I have to give Baldacci some credit. Not much, maybe half a credit which won’t get him a coffee at Galactic Dunking Doughnuts. But he has to get that much because he doesn’t start off … Continue reading →

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Midnight Sun Chapter 7 Part 1

Posted on 06/16/2011 by vivisector

After robbing Bella, Ed decides to go back to school. I guess that’s where all the hip, young vampires go when they’re not staring people in their sleep. He gripes about how he’s attracted to Bella which is totally different … Continue reading →

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Midnight Sun Chapter 4

Posted on 06/08/2011 by vivisector

I went back to school. This was not the right thing to do, the most inconspicuous way to behave. Really? I would say one of the least inconspicuous things you’ve done is continually attend high school. That’s probably one of … Continue reading →

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Bree Part 14

Posted on 05/14/2011 by vivisector

So in between all the recaps I had a moment of clarity. See, Otis never mentioned exactly how big a deal fire was for the vampires. It was kind of hinted at but never once did she make it out … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Fifteen

Posted on 09/10/2010 by vivisector

Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen asleep at my keyboard, woken up and found the book has been edited by gnomes while I slept. I always suspected they’d do that when I failed to leave sufficient popcorn out for them … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Fifty Eight

Posted on 08/05/2010 by vivisector

Well, one more chapter and an epilogue, for there is always an epilogue with Otis, to go. Like a patron waiting in line at Jack in the Box I am eagerly awaiting my fresh serving of disappointment. At least with … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Fifty Six

Posted on 08/01/2010 by vivisector

Four chapters to go until total disappointment. I don’t know what’s worse, a dull and uninteresting story or a poor resolution. Great news! Thanks to Otis we can have both every time! I can’t promise that will be the case … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Thirty Six

Posted on 06/24/2010 by vivisector

So I have a better question this time. Why is it that the only painkiller that features in any of Otis’s work is morphine? Nobody ever gets anything like oxycodone or even hydrocodone compounds it’s always straight to the morphine … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Twenty Eight

Posted on 06/08/2010 by vivisector

I think it will come as no surprise to anyone when I say I hate Eve. Not only that but I hate her pretentious alien race. They remind me of elves from any fantasy that suckles from the dead teat … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Seven

Posted on 04/27/2010 by vivisector

I love starting off with a bit of retard fuel. Otis introduces us to yet another one of these stupid faux Indian names. Faces Sunward has a question. Yes and Takes Break has one as well as Stop Writing who … Continue reading →

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