- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Redundant Bureau of Redundancy
Split Second Chapter 44 & 45
Chapter 44 So I guess I have to give Baldacci some credit. Not much, maybe half a credit which won’t get him a coffee at Galactic Dunking Doughnuts. But he has to get that much because he doesn’t start off … Continue reading
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Midnight Sun Chapter 7 Part 1
After robbing Bella, Ed decides to go back to school. I guess that’s where all the hip, young vampires go when they’re not staring people in their sleep. He gripes about how he’s attracted to Bella which is totally different … Continue reading
Posted in Midnight Sun, Recap Tagged Ed is just better, Much to my Chagrin, Redundant Bureau of Redundancy 1 Comment
Midnight Sun Chapter 4
I went back to school. This was not the right thing to do, the most inconspicuous way to behave. Really? I would say one of the least inconspicuous things you’ve done is continually attend high school. That’s probably one of … Continue reading
Bree Part 14
So in between all the recaps I had a moment of clarity. See, Otis never mentioned exactly how big a deal fire was for the vampires. It was kind of hinted at but never once did she make it out … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Fifteen
Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen asleep at my keyboard, woken up and found the book has been edited by gnomes while I slept. I always suspected they’d do that when I failed to leave sufficient popcorn out for them … Continue reading
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Host Chapter Fifty Eight
Well, one more chapter and an epilogue, for there is always an epilogue with Otis, to go. Like a patron waiting in line at Jack in the Box I am eagerly awaiting my fresh serving of disappointment. At least with … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Hello Darkness, Redundant Bureau of Redundancy 8 Comments
Host Chapter Fifty Six
Four chapters to go until total disappointment. I don’t know what’s worse, a dull and uninteresting story or a poor resolution. Great news! Thanks to Otis we can have both every time! I can’t promise that will be the case … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Put to a vote, Redundant Bureau of Redundancy 1 Comment
Host Chapter Thirty Six
So I have a better question this time. Why is it that the only painkiller that features in any of Otis’s work is morphine? Nobody ever gets anything like oxycodone or even hydrocodone compounds it’s always straight to the morphine … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Dumb as a box of hammers, Redundant Bureau of Redundancy 6 Comments
Host Chapter Twenty Eight
I think it will come as no surprise to anyone when I say I hate Eve. Not only that but I hate her pretentious alien race. They remind me of elves from any fantasy that suckles from the dead teat … Continue reading
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Host Chapter Seven
I love starting off with a bit of retard fuel. Otis introduces us to yet another one of these stupid faux Indian names. Faces Sunward has a question. Yes and Takes Break has one as well as Stop Writing who … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Change of scenery, Redundant Bureau of Redundancy 2 Comments