Tag Archives: Ready and…begin

Revealed Chapter 1

Posted on 08/16/2016 by vivisector

There is just so much wrong with the prologue I was flabbergasted. Looking back at the other recaps, I assumed that I would easily get through chapters two at a time and cruise right through. I shouldn’t underestimate PCK’s ability … Continue reading →

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Revealed Prologue

Posted on 08/08/2016 by vivisector

Of course there are the usual acknowledgments where PCK “hearts” her publisher. Are you an eleven year old harpy, pretending to be human? Because that goddamned affectation of yours is as obnoxious as calling it “brown pop”. That’s the kind … Continue reading →

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Hunted Chapter 1

Posted on 04/15/2013 by vivisector

There is a point where I’ve begun to worry I’m repeating myself and I can’t help it. It’s a bit like being just intoxicated enough to know you sound like an idiot but you’re not capable of telling your mouth … Continue reading →

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Inheritance First Impressions and Prologue

Posted on 11/08/2011 by vivisector

Sweet hell this thing is huge. I forgot how fucking large Paolini makes these damn things. The last two I did were digital format and it’s been a little while since the first book that I haven’t hefted one of … Continue reading →

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Eldest Chapters 1 & 2

Posted on 12/09/2010 by vivisector

Well let’s see, no prologue but there is a synopsis of the story so far. No, really. There’s a freaking recap of Eragon in the sequel. I know your fans are retarded Chris but believe me, they read the first … Continue reading →

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