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Betrayed Chapter 5

Posted on 08/14/2012 by vivisector

This chapter begins with a quick health check of or main protagonist. It seems she’s picked up a bit of convenient stomach cramps from eavesdropping on Neferet. That or she doesn’t like Spanish class and is faking a stomach bug. … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 4

Posted on 08/12/2012 by vivisector

Since PCK introduced the third point in the love triangle, or at least I assume so, I’d like to talk about adults and teens for a bit. The reason that scene with Loren is so creepy is because he’s an … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 2

Posted on 08/08/2012 by vivisector

Zoey is almost as much fun to rip on as Eragon. She doesn’t kill people like he does nor is she the savior of the land so there’s not the same gratification from mocking her as the “hero”. But there … Continue reading →

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Marked Chapter 23

Posted on 05/30/2012 by vivisector

We begin with Zoey and Stevie waiting by the oak tree where everyone’s to meet. As she’s a roommate with the psychopath, Stevie shares privileged status. She only has to come along with Zoey and hang out while they wait … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 10

Posted on 11/28/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “a cradle song”. Eragon is a dick. Yes, I’ve said it before and while it bears repeating I always like to examine the many forms, great and small, that Eragon’s dickishness takes. First though, I would … Continue reading →

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Bree Part 18

Posted on 05/22/2011 by vivisector

Happy failed apocalypse prediction everyone. Giant surprise, the date predicted came and went with less fanfare than a dog fart. I don’t know why these End of World nut jobs get so much special attention because they’re always wrong. Fun … Continue reading →

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Eldest Chapters 45 & 46

Posted on 01/22/2011 by vivisector

These chapters are called ‘the hammer falls’ and ‘the beginning of wisdom’. Hurray for more long and dull chapters that feel like they’re scraping the back of my eyes with a surgical probe. As was his habit, Roran divided the … Continue reading →

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