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Tag Archives: On thin ice
Host Chapter Thirty Three
So over thirty chapters in and Otis has finally decided that something has to happen. I have a feeling this was added after a conversation with the editor, one of many that she has. ‘Uh, I hate to ask this … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Seven
This is perhaps the most accurately named chapter in the entire series. It’s called contrivances. It brings to mind the kind of implausible contrivances that the author strung together in an attempt to make a story that worked out perfectly … Continue reading
Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty One
So another stray thought occurred to me the other day. While Ed can read minds he’s a rarity right? So couldn’t he use his powers for unprecedented douche-baggery? Like, for example, he could pretend to read Jake’s mind and make … Continue reading
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Tagged On thin ice, Please let the vampires kill something, Too perfect
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Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty Three
Last time we left Bella things were pretending to happen. Of course nothing did which is a relief. It’s like Otis keeps threatening us with action. ‘I’ll really make something go on, just you wait! I’ll show you, I’ll show … Continue reading