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Maximum Ride Chapters 111 & 112

Posted on 10/29/2011 by vivisector

You know what would be funny? If Max and the rest were flying along and Angel got sucked into a jet engine. Even better if it caused the Hudson River crash. Sure Max would moan and complain until the end … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Sixteen

Posted on 05/15/2010 by vivisector

Well, let’s see if Otis can ruin an action scene shall we? Eve leaves her mini hole and surprises the idiots. Apparently no one thought she could escape from a prison with only one way in and out yet lacking … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Fourteen

Posted on 05/11/2010 by vivisector

I hope for the sake of moviegoers that Otis isn’t allowed control over the screenplay adaptation of this book. If only because it’d constantly look like someone was trying to pay homage to M Night’s twists. Of course they’d come … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Twelve

Posted on 05/07/2010 by vivisector

There was something last chapter that I forgot to mention which started bugging me earlier. Jackie Otis said something about how when the aliens reached a particular saturation point, they just sort of took over. Apparently things transformed into Mayberry, … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Eleven

Posted on 05/05/2010 by vivisector

Well, I griped about the action and it was bound to happen. Eve wakes up and her eyes settle on a timer sitting atop a briefcase. She has only ten seconds to run away as far as she can or … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Ten

Posted on 05/03/2010 by vivisector

This chapter is called ‘turned’. A name which I can only take to mean that a vampire will come swooping in all his glittering crapness to make this story get moving again by biting the heroine and making her into … Continue reading →

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Host Chapter Nine

Posted on 05/01/2010 by vivisector

This chapter details Eve’s trip to Chicago. You know, I could have dealt with a little time skip in dealing with that, Otis. Close on the last chapter and open this one in Chicago. As a stereotype might be heard … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Nine

Posted on 04/09/2010 by vivisector

This chapter is called the happily ever after. Yes folks, Bella gets the money, the looks, a daughter she doesn’t have to look after and her favorite piranha. I’m wondering if an army of gumdrop fairies will come out of … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Eight

Posted on 04/07/2010 by vivisector

This is the second to last chapter in the(hopefully) last book in the Twilight universe. I know about the novella regarding Bree and of course Midnight Sun to be released someday. But those take place before Breaking Dawn. I hope … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Thirty Four

Posted on 03/30/2010 by vivisector

This chapter is called Declared. Wasn’t that a terrible series on Fox? Or was that Undeclared? I have a hard time telling one brand of crap form another. Not that it really matters I suppose. Bella comes home and finds … Continue reading →

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