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Tag Archives: Nothing is Happening
Untamed Chapter 15
I have to wonder if PCK is going to try and retcon the whole purification ritual. By that I mean, finally explain what the hell it matters. I distinctly remember an entire chapter wasted on one in the very first … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, Me am Special, Nothing is Happening
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Matched Chapter 13
There’s something that amuses me about Cassia’s attraction to Ky. Aside from the silly obsession with eyes, Cassia doesn’t know really know him. All she knows is that he’s been places and that he cries at movies. That alone is … Continue reading
Marked Chapter 16
We’re now past the halfway mark, at least in terms of chapter numbers. At this point, something should be happening. At the very least, PCK should be hinting at a plot. Rowling didn’t focus strongly in the Sorcerer’s Stone throughout … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Evil Just Because, Nothing is Happening
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Marked Chapter 9
There’s something about the vampire school that’s given me pause. Besides the gas burners filing the place with deadly gases, I mean. It’s the question of how this school gets paid. Especially since this place has all sorts of ornate … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Colonel Exposition, Nothing is Happening, Snooty Equals Evil
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Inheritance Chapter 73
I’ve had to let this sit and stew for a bit so it’s a bit late but I’d like to talk about the final confrontation for a bit. First, the incongruity of the whole thing. Gabby has never been involved … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Nothing is Happening, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 72
This chapter is called “a fitting epitaph”. I have to assume Chris is being ironic when he says fitting. Unless every one of the Varden gets blasted into a fine powder which happens to spell out an apology to the … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Nothing is Happening, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 52
This chapter is called “and all the world a dream”. Which must mean someone’s hallucinating and being as Murtagh just told us, a couple of chapters ago, that Gabby can screw with minds we can deduce form the title that’s … Continue reading
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Tagged dream weaver, Nothing is Happening, Why do you do that?
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Maximum Ride Chapters 67 & 68
We’re now in part 4, apparently. And Jimmy gives it a cute name ‘new yawk, new yawk’. See, it’s funny because those people out on the east coast have hilarious accents. Don’t let Jimmy travel south of the Mason-Dixon line … Continue reading
Posted in Maximum Ride, Recap
Tagged Criminally Short, Nothing is Happening, These Broken Wings
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