Tag Archives: No matter what fans tell you there is no sex or romance in Twilight

Life & Death Chapter 11

Posted on 03/13/2016 by vivisector

Let’s talk about love for a bit, shall we? I’ll grab something from the immediate sphere of pop culture for reference and talk about Deadpool for the fun of it. Why? Because I’m going to argue that the romance between … Continue reading →

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Midnight Sun Chapter 12 Part 1

Posted on 07/06/2011 by vivisector

This is the last chapter for the unfinished manuscript. After this I’ll have Otis’s body of work taken care of, at least for awhile. And then it’s onto a side project while we await the fourth of the Eragon books, … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty Two

Posted on 03/06/2010 by vivisector

Bella asks Ed about DS and Ed tells her there’s nothing like her in the world. But wait Ed weren’t their legends about half vamps? I don’t believe for a second that all of them died or were killed by … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Six

Posted on 02/02/2010 by vivisector

Ed and Bella go swimming. Ed plays with the dolphins and then kills one to share with his beloved. Together, they split a mammal Sunday topped with sprinkles. Bella, being unusually sharp for her, realizes Ed is keeping her busy … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Five

Posted on 01/31/2010 by vivisector

Our grand prize winner Bella will be off on a lovely honey moon to an undisclosed location where Ed can devour her in peace. I’m still hoping eats her. Maybe he’s just really picky about where he eats his victims. … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Chapter Twenty Two

Posted on 01/07/2010 by vivisector

The title of this chapter alone is worth a swift to Otis, notice I didn’t state where. This one is called ‘Fire and Ice’ which reminds me of the George R.R. Martin series a Song of Fire and Ice. To … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Chapter Twenty

Posted on 01/03/2010 by vivisector

Everything was ready. Bella assures us. At this point in the book there are about two hundred pages left to go. This had better be the longest fight scene in the history of literature. Historians will comment on how this … Continue reading →

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