Tag Archives: Me am Side Character

Keeping It Real Chapter 16

I don’t know if my confusion comes across in these recaps. I’ve been trying to boil the plot down to its most basic to cut down on that fever dream subreality that this book has to it but even then … Continue reading

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Inheritance Chapter 58

This chapter is called “the city of sorrows”. That’s the city where hack authors go to write. It’s nothing but one giant Starbucks illuminated by the soft glow of laptop screens and lid logos. The stench of overpriced coffee never … Continue reading

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Inheritance Chapter 7

This chapter is called “what is a man”. Well, as the Count once famously told a Belmont “a miserable little pile of secrets”. In this chapter we rejoin Roran again. And because Chris has never learned how to “hook” readers, … Continue reading

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Maximum Ride Chapters 29 & 30

It’s a good thing you can’t get whiplash from books or Jimmy would get sued constantly. Not because he keeps the action whipping about like a Mustang doing donuts on a frozen lake. No, it’s the kind of whiplash that … Continue reading

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Maximum Ride Chapters 15 & 16

So Gasman and Iggy are mad they got left behind. Yes, we’ve once again switched point of view. I guess Jimmy wanted to be sure we understood that they were mad. And so we are treated to Gasman and Iggy … Continue reading

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Brisingr Chapters 23 & 24

It’s funny watching Chris attempt to build a world even as he destroys the very foundation it rests on. Not that the base of the Eragon series was ever that stable to begin with. It was built on bits and … Continue reading

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Brisingr Chapters 7 & 8

These chapters are called ‘the trial of long knives’ and ‘winged tidings’. “But we are your people!” Fadawar, a tall, high-nosed, black-skinned man, spoke with the same heavy emphasis and altered vowels Nasuada remembered hearing during her childhood in Farthen … Continue reading

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Eldest Chapter 71

This last chapter is called ‘reunion’. I like how Chris jam packed all these pointless details in the past two chapters. Things he should have brought up earlier rather than vomiting them all over us. More stupid reveals happened than … Continue reading

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Eldest Chapters 35 & 36

These chapters are called ‘a maze of opposition’ and ‘hanging by a thread’. Great, yet another character. Now we’re with Nasuada. No doubt we’ll sit around as she tells the Varden to stay put and keep hiding. ‘Remember, absolutely nothing … Continue reading

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