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- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
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- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
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Tag Archives: Me am Leader
Betrayed Chapter 7
We rejoin Zoey in the vampire’s dining hall. Great, I can’t wait for PCK to tell us how special Zoey is for being invited. Oh, and their dining hall isn’t a cafeteria either. Zoey assures us it’s a very cool … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, How do you know that?, Me am Leader
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Betrayed Chapter 4
Since PCK introduced the third point in the love triangle, or at least I assume so, I’d like to talk about adults and teens for a bit. The reason that scene with Loren is so creepy is because he’s an … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Impressively Boring, Me am Leader, Praise for the Avatar
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Keeping It Real Chapter 11
I haven’t even cracked the book for this chapter and I know how it’s going to go. I don’t mean plot-wise though I could take a pretty sharp stab at it. I mean that I know how Robson is going … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am Leader, Stuff happens...in the future, why
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Inheritance Chapter 67
This chapter is called “muscle versus metal”. Pardon me if I’m ignorant about this Chris, but I’m pretty sure that muscle loses to metal. That’s the entire basis that swords are built on but I could be wrong. Frankly though, … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Action is not to be found, Elves are just better, Me am Leader
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Inheritance Chapter 41
Let’s talk about incompetence for a second. No, not Chris’s general poor abilities or the failing of his editor to hammer this into a better product or even his agent’s inability to get better clients, leaving her with this hack. … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 38
One of the things that’s hard to do with characters is to remember who was present where and when. Especially when you start adding people as the story goes on through a series, it can be challenging to keep track … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am Leader, Talk talk talk, The Specter of Villainy
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Inheritance Chapter 34
This chapter is called “and the walls fell”. Just as long as I don’t have to listen to Def Leopard while it happens. We rejoin Eragon after our lengthy interlude with Roran. It’s been so long I can hardly remember … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am Leader, Slower 'n molasses, Why? Because the Athor demands it
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Inheritance Chapter 33
Authors tend to insert part of themselves in a story. That isn’t news to anyone reading this, we all know that authors write what they know which is why there are lots of books centered around writers. That’s known and … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Destroy all Humans!, Me am Leader, There's a war going on I think
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Inheritance Chapter 22
This chapter is called “interregnum”. Was your thesaurus getting uppity with you Chris? Maybe it mouthed off and said you’re not a good writer and all you do is use it so you had to smack it around a bit. … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Aren't we special, Me am Leader, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 21
This chapter is called “dust and ashes”. We open with Roran describing the building’s he sees as plaster covered and empty. Apparently they’re all warehouses and shops. Right, so where did all those Imperials come from? Don’t worry about it, … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am Leader, Talk talk talk, That Nameless Man/Woman
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