Tag Archives: Me am in Charge

Tempted Chapters 28 & 29

Posted on 11/28/2013 by vivisector

Chapter 28 For everyone in the US, happy Thanksgiving! For everyone else, you should have some pie. There’s never a bad time for pie. I hate how lazy the internet gets on the big holidays. I know it’s not easy … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 21

Posted on 01/23/2013 by vivisector

I know that neither PCK nor her editor knows what irony means. This is evidenced when Zoey constantly refers to things that aren’t ironic as such. Like when she says she likes Count Chocula or Dracula. That’s more of an … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 20

Posted on 09/13/2012 by vivisector

I know I’ve asked before, but why is Zoey in charge of the DDs again? Is it just because she has the blessing of Nyx or is it because her mentor is Neferet? She doesn’t know any of the rituals … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 19

Posted on 09/11/2012 by vivisector

You know, I used to have no problem with having the protagonist wake up to start a chapter. That is, I didn’t have a problem writing it and I never saw it in other stories because the authors I read … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 14

Posted on 09/01/2012 by vivisector

So let’s see, the bomb threat has wasted two chapters before this and will probably consume this one as well. How long will this subplot remain the focus of the story? The only thing it will do is establish Aphrodite … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 77

Posted on 04/10/2012 by vivisector

This chapter is called “promises, new and old”. Eragon is flying around and he’s talking to the elves about transporting the eggs and eldunari. All of which continues to bore. I believe if Chris were an artist, he would be … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 75

Posted on 04/06/2012 by vivisector

This chapter is called “a man of conscience”. Which is probably the best joke in the entire series. Seriously, Chris, you should have taken a tip from Seinfeld and used that as your last chapter so you could close on … Continue reading →

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Maximum Ride Chapters 19 & 20

Posted on 07/30/2011 by vivisector

So we start off with nonsense, which is always a great way to kick off a chapter. I’ll just quote it so I can get right to deconstruction. Despite my growing anxiety, it was glorious up here. Not many birds … Continue reading →

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Maximum Ride Chapters 11 & 12

Posted on 07/22/2011 by vivisector

Wow, Jimmy and Otis must have all gone to the same creative writing course. The characters start off this chapter realizing that the wolfmen took angel there. Now they’re going to sit around talking about it. Which is good in … Continue reading →

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Midnight Sun Chapter 11 Part 1

Posted on 07/02/2011 by vivisector

Yes, this is chapter eleven because Otis can’t count. What exactly is the problem, Otis? How can you forget what chapter you’re currently on? You know you can always glance over your previous drivel and check, right? It’s a good … Continue reading →

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