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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Me am hero
Tempted Chapters 24 & 25
Chapter 24 So I have a half-assed timeline put together finally. I needed some evidence of how screwy this series is when it comes to time. PCK is, if nothing else, terrible about fudging it. Just look at how Zoey … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil and Stupid, Me am hero, Research is Hard
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Split Second Chapter 16 & 17
Chapter 16 Every time we switch perspectives, I feel like the narrator from Super Friends has to be talking to us. I feel like I should be filling in with “Meanwhile”, Michelle is pursuing her leads. The first two are … Continue reading
Split Second Chapters 12 & 13
Chapter 12 We’re back with Michelle who’s busy rowing along. The narrator assures us she’s moving her arms in maximum efficiency. She’s rowing along the Potomac and passing all sorts of other “vessels” including one running a five horsepower engine. … Continue reading
Split Second Prologue & Chapter 1
Prologue Having had my fill of “young adult” fiction and those hacks—mostly I’m just sick of Zoey—I figured a sort of break was in order. Not a break from recapping, just a break from the self-indulgent wish fulfillment vampire porn … Continue reading
Betrayed Chapter 9
We begin with a minor complaint. We start the chapter off immediately proceeding the last, with Zoey reacting to Aphrodite’s proclamation that grandma will be an organ donor in short order if Zoey doesn’t listen. Zoey asks what the hell … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged How Convenient, Me am hero, Terrible Parents
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Inheritance Chapter 59
This chapter is called “war council”. This must be the big meeting where all the Varden leaders will be discussing the assault on the capital. ‘I’d like to stat by asking a question. Who here thought we wouldn’t actually make … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 51
There are a couple of things I noticed in the last chapter that’s actually been going on for a long time. For once, when the giant snails attacked they were described as moving as fast as a man can run … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Me am hero, Talk talk talk, Where'd that come from?
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Inheritance Chapter 37
This chapter is called “conclave of kings”. It would have to be either a meeting of kings or a meeting about kings. Why do I have a feeling that title won’t make any sense in context and Chris just called … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Do As I Say!, Me am hero, Musn't Let Characters Grow
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Inheritance Chapter 5
This chapter is called “after math”. I assume Chris is referring to the after math of his book release party. He probably had to call it a night pretty early. The five people who showed up hoping he was going … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Me am hero, Why leave if not for food?
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