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Tag Archives: Me am Dumb Hero
Tempted Chapters 12 & 13
Chapter 12 I really hate how relationships go in this series. Not how Zoey deals with the boys though, that I expect. Zoey’s young and inexperienced, two things which often go hand in hand. She’s at that age where she … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Another Prophecy, Me am Dumb Hero, These Dreams
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Split Second Chapters 62 & 63
Chapter 62 One of the more common cheats in suspense stories is hidden knowledge. It’s not uncommon in any genre, really but it becomes the meat and potatoes in shitty thrillers and mysteries. The author will have the character see … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Me am Dumb Hero, Too dumb to live
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Split Second Chapters 58 & 59
Chapter 58 There are few things I appreciate about these books. First and foremost is that I learn a lot about how I write. I see patterns and bad habits that I do in the works of others and I, … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil and Stupid, Going Nowhere Fast, Me am Dumb Hero
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Split Second Chpters 52 & 53
Chapter 52 Did you know that Michelle only got halfway through the box that has Scott’s stuff in it? Now you and I can hear the narrator so we know this now but it’s Joan that’s now looking through it. … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Me am Dumb Hero, The plot thins
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Split Second Chapters 40 & 41
Chapter 40 We remain with King and Joan who apparently have to fly to wherever Mildred lives and then they rent a car. All very good things to know. Baldacci knows I have no patience with people who try developing … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Me am Dumb Hero, The plot thins
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Split Second Chapter 38 & 39
Chapter 38 Well, King has finally teamed up with Joan in an official capacity. I’ve always wondered exactly how a private investigator is supposed to investigate where the police fail. I guess if government law enforcement doesn’t have the man … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Detective Hero, Going Nowhere Fast, Me am Dumb Hero
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Split Second Chapters 32 & 33
Chapter 32 It’s been a whole paragraph since Baldacci slung enough crap to fertilize Nebraska so he jumps right into it in the beginning of this one. King gets into Michelle’s truck and looks around. She’s cleaned out her truck … Continue reading
Split Second Chapters 28 & 29
Chapter 28 Did you know we’re not even halfway through this book? It’s that obnoxiously long. I’ve given Paolini a lot of crap for wasting time but Baldacci is gunning for his trophy. If I had to place him somewhere … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Bad Romance, Me am Dumb Hero, Talk talk talk
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Split Second Chapter 18 & 19
Chapter 18 Did you know that Kristine Huntley of Booklist called this “pulse-pounding suspense “? I hope she never reads a good book or else she’ll have an aneurysm. We rejoin Michelle who’s back at the rundown hotel. It’s a … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Going Nowhere Fast, Me am Dumb Hero
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Split Second Chapter 6 & 7
Chapter 6 If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s knowing what kind of cars the protagonist drives. Why I remember walking about in a fugue state for days, listlessly poking at food and wailing to anyone that … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Dull Details, Me am Dumb Hero
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