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Tag Archives: Looking for the plot
Awakened Chapters 13 & 14
Chapter 13 We switch over to Stevie who’s getting yelled at by Aprho. Aphro can’t believe nobody has called Zoey. To be fair, when the master is away, no slave is eager to hear fresh orders. It’s not just Zoey … Continue reading
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Untamed Chapter 9
So now we have a vampire god and a vampire satan. That’s just great. PCK is one of those authors who thinks she’s clever because she said dark isn’t always bad and light isn’t always good. In a cap to … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Evil and Stupid, Looking for the plot, Talk talk talk 3 Comments
Chosen Chapter 12
I came to a realization the other day about the details in a story. It’s easy to pick on an author’s misunderstandings or lack of knowledge. Author’s, after all, aren’t going to be an expert in everything. While I might … Continue reading
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Matched Chapter 22
I know I’ve harped on the chaste teen thing a lot through more than a few books. It’s not because I need a book filled with teens boning each other senseless. It’s because these hacks seem either squicked by the … Continue reading
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Marked Chapter 15
I’m still really hating how cheap PCK is being with Elliott. He hasn’t really done anything to deserve scorn from Zoey aside from insulting Damien. Considering how much trouble he’s gotten into just for being disinterested, I’d say he’s just … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork Tagged Dull Details, Looking for the plot, Won't something just happen? 6 Comments
Inheritance Chapter 49
This chapter is called “amid the ruins”. Yes, amid the ruins of a once great and mighty genre, scavengers roam. They pick among the rotted bodies of giants and squabble over the half rotten bits they can find while growling … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork Tagged It's Legendary, Looking for the plot, Poof! Magic 2 Comments
Maximum Ride Chapters 97 & 98
Now that Max and the rest are running along, and we’re slowly approaching the end of the book, how likely is it that they’ll stumble upon the “institute”? I’m guessing the odds are better than finding rock in a quarry. … Continue reading
Maximum Ride Chapters 93 & 94
We rejoin max in the middle of a freak out. Which would be fine if it didn’t feel disjointed from everything. Though Jimmy would be quick to blame my recap schedule, I would blame the chapter intervals. They break up … Continue reading
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Maximum Ride Chapters 89 & 90
If Jimmy had any interest in rescuing his reputation as an author, he’d skip the upcoming scenes. But before I even started into this recap, I knew what was going to happen. And when the story is more predictable than … Continue reading
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Host Chapter Ten
This chapter is called ‘turned’. A name which I can only take to mean that a vampire will come swooping in all his glittering crapness to make this story get moving again by biting the heroine and making her into … Continue reading
Posted in Host, Recap Tagged Looking for the plot, Oh how droll 6 Comments