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Tag Archives: Knowing too much
Keeping It Real Chapter 8
We rejoin Lila who’s positively reeling over the news that Sorcha is Zal’s sister even an hour later. Though I’m didn’t think Lila had the patience to do one dance for that long. I’d think she’d be tempted to do … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Bad Romance, Knowing too much, Poof! Magic
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Bree Part 5
Let’s talk about Grace, shall we? No, no Ted we’re not talking about your great aunt so calm down. Nor are we talking about divine gifts from coming down from on high, a sense of propriety, a prayer or a … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Tagged Knowing too much, Talk talk talk, The plot thins
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Brisingr Chapters 33 & 34
These chapters are called ‘kiss me sweet’ and ‘Glûmra’. We start of with Roran who’s shirtless, but not pantsless for no reason, with his wife. Does your mom faint at the mention, nay the mere thought of the ol’ wedding … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Thirty Eight
I love how Chris tried to surprise us with the revelation that Brom was a dragon rider. I know I was stunned in to silence. By the stupidity, especially Eragon’s. I mean, what was Eragon thinking? That there’s just that … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Thirty Six
Galbatorix is not going to have a hard time with Eragon. Not with the way he passes out so easily. I think Eragon might be the very first narcoleptic hero in a fantasy saga. It’s a good thing too, because … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Twenty Four
This chapter is called ‘a taste of terim’. I don’t think I want a taste of Terim. Cities are usually made of things like brick, dirt and varying degrees of syphilitic politicians. None of which would be palatable to even … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Nineteen
Eragon Wakes: 12 Perhaps I should change it to Eragon Passes Out? Anywho, this chapter is called ‘admonishments’. I’m presuming this is where Chris addresses all the critics and says ‘neener neener neener. I made money, suckas’. Eragon stumbles out … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Fourteen
This chapter is called ‘a rider’s blade’. It makes me wonder if it belongs to one of the riders on the storm. I would imagine they all carry some sort of weapons, what with the killer out there on the … Continue reading
Eragon Chapter Four
This chapter is called ‘Fate’s Gift’. Wait a minute. How’d Eragon get a gift from fate? I’ve been friends with her way longer than him. I even took over chicken soup when she had the flu and I’ve never gotten … Continue reading
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