Blogroll
- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Just because okay?
Destined Chapters 14 & 15
Chapter 14 We’re still with Zoey who’s seemingly baffled by what Rephy told her. How can any man prefer woman who doesn’t spit bile into the eyes of their lover? She was going to have to ask Stark about that … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil and Stupid, Just because okay?, Talk talk talk
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Burned Chapter 31 & Final Thoughts
Chapter 31 Over to Stevie now and away from the ingratiating first person narrative for a bit. I imagine this is what it’s like during the breaks in a water boarding session. Sure you’re still tied up and in the … Continue reading
Untamed Chapter 3
Zoey waits for Neferet to leave before asking Stark if he’s hungry. Now that’s a chapter hook. ‘Are you hungry?’ ‘Yup.’ ‘Let’s get some food then.’ Luckily for Stark he showed up at the exact same time as they were … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Just because okay?, Me am Special, Only the Best
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Inheritance Chapter 68
This chapter is called “the gift of knowledge” which is a perfect oxymoron. There’s no way that Chris could give that if he was regifting. Eragon and Murtagh begin circling one another. We get a description of their armor and … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Just because okay?, Poof! Magic, Why do you do that?
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Maximum Ride Chapters 41 & 42
‘Hello and welcome to Hack Writers Anonymous. We have a new member in the group who needs our help. Why don’t you introduce yourself?’ ‘Hi, I’m Jimmy and I’m a shitty writer.’ ‘Hi Jimmy.’ ‘Jimmy, we try to use less … Continue reading
Host Chapter Forty Three
So why is it that only Jeb has a gun? According to internet statistics, which are just oh so reliable, there’s probably one gun per person in the states alone. Even figuring that’s half right, there’s still plenty of firearms … Continue reading
Host Chapter Forty One
Does Otis read over her own ideas by herself or does she run them by someone, do you think? Because I’d like to know if someone shares blame for this puddle of retard drool gathered onto so many pages like … Continue reading