Tag Archives: Jasper is interesting

Breaking Dawn Chapter Twenty

Posted on 03/02/2010 by vivisector

Everything was so clear. Yes folks, Bella has awoken and her first thought is that of a fifteen year old stoner contemplating his toenails and TV. Dude, everything makes sense now. The island represents the confusion of the world and … Continue reading →

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Breaking Dawn Chapter Eleven

Posted on 02/12/2010 by vivisector

These are dragging, I know. But really these are some of the worst. I thought seeing things from Jacob’s point of view would spice up an otherwise dull story. There goes my optimism again. Jake is fighting the urge to … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Chapter Thirteen

Posted on 12/18/2009 by vivisector

I don’t know what it is about the openings to these chapters. Every time I crack the book open and start one up I get a good line. “The same thing that happened to your hand.” Jasper answered in a … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Chapter Twelve

Posted on 12/16/2009 by vivisector

This chapter is called time. I think it’s supposed to be short for why waste your time reading this when there are unclean souls to cleanse from the earth with fire. Of course that was merely a suggestion by the … Continue reading →

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