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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: It’s Legendary
Burned Chapters 25 & 26
Chapter 25 Can I ask a dumb question, PCK? Why did Nyx make vampires, well, vampires? You explicitly had Lenobia say that vampires enjoy blood drinking to discourage them from hurting people. So why even make blood drinking a thing … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Boss Fight!, Going Nowhere Fast, It's Legendary
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Burned Chapters 19 & 20
Chapter 19 Stark is being forced to repeat dialogue so we can catch up on the conversation that happened while we were away. Aphro is forcing him to memorize what Stark calls the poem and Aphro calls a prophecy. While … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged It's Legendary, Lacking Nerd Cred, Transformation
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Tempted Chapters 38 & 39
Chapter 38 Sorry about the recent delay. My already anemic posting schedule was interrupted by frantic last minute studying for a certification test. Being as the cost was all out of pocket to me, I spent a solid week doing … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged It's Legendary, Plot roundabout, Talk talk talk
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Marked Chapter 12
One of the strangest things I’ve noticed about this series is the lack of names. Or rather the uneven distribution among the characters. The vampires all have names and they serve as bright neon signs labeling the “good” and the … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Private, Recap
Tagged Author Failure, It's Legendary, Research is Hard
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Inheritance Chapter 54
This chapter is called “the vault of souls”. The last chapter that had a geographic name was “the rock of kuthian” and Eragon didn’t do much then. He just walked up to it, found out he couldn’t get in and … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged It's Legendary, Plot roundabout, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 53
This chapter is called “a question of character”. Which means it should be a short one seeing how Eragon doesn’t have any. So rejoin Eragon and right off his foot is slipping on mud and he falls onto the grass … Continue reading
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Tagged Going Nowhere Fast, It's Legendary, There's a war going on I think
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Inheritance Chapter 49
This chapter is called “amid the ruins”. Yes, amid the ruins of a once great and mighty genre, scavengers roam. They pick among the rotted bodies of giants and squabble over the half rotten bits they can find while growling … Continue reading
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Tagged It's Legendary, Looking for the plot, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 40
Let’s talk about Saphira’s parentage for a second. I don’t recall which book it was but it’s probably somewhere in book two or three that Saphira learns about her parents. That’s when she learns that her father belonged to a … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 39
Here’s a question. Why is Gabby king? And I’m not asking that in the “why is there a king in charge of an empire” way though it has crossed my mind. I’m asking why does ol’ Gabs have to be … Continue reading
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Tagged It's Legendary, Talk talk talk, Why? Because the Author demands it
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Bree Part 6
Some of you may have noticed that these aren’t moving along, especially for those of you who might have had the misfortune of peering into the dull, migraine inducing novella that is Bree. That’s not to say I haven’t been … Continue reading
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