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Burned Chapters 13 & 14

Posted on 01/26/2014 by vivisector

Chapter 13 When we last left off, Stevie had managed to summon vampire satan. Which was kind of impressive as PCK had set that up, albeit books ago. Though Nyx making sure to tell Zoey about dark not equating to … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 31

Posted on 12/08/2012 by vivisector

Surely after all that Ally has put us through, we’re done with all the talking. Nothing has happened, Cassia fell for the first heartbeat to get close to her and then got taken away. She still has a chance to … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 30

Posted on 12/06/2012 by vivisector

What is it with these hacks tossing in a random villain? Meyer did it twice, using Victoria in Twilight and then an evil woman in a pantsuit in Host. PCk did it with Neferet suddenly just becoming the villain and … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 29

Posted on 12/04/2012 by vivisector

Seriously, what will it take before a plot point has to be reached? Or does Ally consider Cassia becoming a deputy sorting hat the climax? Because there’s not much paper pulp left in this table propping hunk of words Ally … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 28

Posted on 12/02/2012 by vivisector

So I’ve been thinking about Matched again. Which I probably shouldn’t and I really don’t intend to. Sometimes I’ll just be driving along, in silence and letting the old subconscious just throw things at me while I fume at traffic … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 22

Posted on 11/20/2012 by vivisector

I know I’ve harped on the chaste teen thing a lot through more than a few books. It’s not because I need a book filled with teens boning each other senseless. It’s because these hacks seem either squicked by the … Continue reading →

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Matched Chapter 14

Posted on 11/04/2012 by vivisector

Maybe all these people are supposed to be living in the sorting hat. Maybe this whole “Society” is really a collection of people that all fell into the hat and never came out, instead opting to start a new life. … Continue reading →

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Betrayed Chapter 7

Posted on 08/18/2012 by vivisector

We rejoin Zoey in the vampire’s dining hall. Great, I can’t wait for PCK to tell us how special Zoey is for being invited. Oh, and their dining hall isn’t a cafeteria either. Zoey assures us it’s a very cool … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 69

Posted on 03/25/2012 by vivisector

Well this is just great. Ten chapters to go and the head boss is already dead. And Eragon only met with him for two chapters. The fights between Eragon and Murtagh were handled with literary dignity on par with the … Continue reading →

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Inheritance Chapter 58

Posted on 03/03/2012 by vivisector

This chapter is called “the city of sorrows”. That’s the city where hack authors go to write. It’s nothing but one giant Starbucks illuminated by the soft glow of laptop screens and lid logos. The stench of overpriced coffee never … Continue reading →

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