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Tag Archives: Forced Romance
Life & Death Chapter 13
I’m starting to think that the fairy tale romance aspect is the whole reason this series was popular in the first place. It’s not complicated, the vampire love interest represents a perfect fantasy element come to life. In Ed’s case, … Continue reading
Life & Death Chapter 10
I’ve been wondering why Meyer didn’t delve into the relationship between Charlie and Renee a bit more. Charlie could have been an excellent obstacle between Bella/Beau and Ed. We don’t get much backstory about it but we know that Charlie … Continue reading
Destined Chapters 10 & 11
Chapter 10 How many damned psychics does Zoey need at any given time, PCK? First, she had Aphro who gets, or did get, random visions. Then Krammy got added to the mix and she churns out shitty poetry faster than … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Evil Just Because, Forced Romance, Subplots ahoy!
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Tempted Chapters 20 & 21
Chapter 20 So, the idiots have sat down, had breakfast and decided to go back to the school. At this point it should be a simple transition over to just outside the school where they’re getting ready to enter. At … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Death by Drama, Forced Romance, Talk talk talk
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Tempted Chapters 14 & 15
Chapter 14 Why does Zoey trust in the wisdom of Nyx? Think about it for a second. Here is a god who hands out powers like candy on Halloween. She doesn’t care who they are, just as long as they’ve … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Forced Romance, Going Nowhere Fast, Talk talk talk
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Hunted Chapter 28
There is another small thing which hacks seem to do which make their characters appear flat. They always appear to lack any agency of their own. For example, Zoey never makes any decisions without being informed by prophecy. Even worse, … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Forced Romance, Me am Dumb Hero, Talk talk talk
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Hunted Chapter 15
So one of those things I’ve been thinking about regarding this series is villains. specifically Neferet as a villain. For one, she’s very weak in spite of PCK’s constant reminders how “powerful” her voice or looks are. For another, her … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Forced Romance, Talk talk talk, What Plot?
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Hunted Chapter 7
There’s a little game I like to play with stories. I like to take a single element and mentally subtract and imagine how it would change things. One of the worst offenses I’ve come across so far was elves in … Continue reading
Matched Chapter 1
So here we are again, taking a little break from the “house of night” series. Though we haven’t strayed too far off the path as this is yet another book aimed solidly at the same crowd that ate up the … Continue reading
Keeping It Real Chapter 10
So I have a quick question before we begin. Why didn’t the Otopians attempt to arrest or detain Dar? They saw him at Zal’s concert, Lila saw him attempt to murder Zal. That alone should be grounds enough for detention. … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Forced Romance, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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