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Tag Archives: Filthy Hoomans
Hidden Chapters 5 & 6
Chapter 5 I would like to know what school PCK went to, to study human relationships. I like to imagine it was right next door to a class of Greek doctors taught by Paracelsus as that’s the only time anyone … Continue reading
Marked Chapter 20
So there’s something I’ve been mulling over for sometime and it’s about the “specialness” of avatar characters. It’s one of those things that pops up constantly in bad fiction, where authors strive to differentiate them from the redshirts. And it … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dull Details, Filthy Hoomans, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Marked Chapter 7
We begin with Neferet taking Zoey on a tour of the school. She explains that, as it’s four A.M., classes have been out for more than an hour. She says that They start at eight P.M. and end at three. … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Filthy Hoomans, Me am Special, Mirroring the Author
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Maximum Ride Chapters 5 & 6
So Max tells us there’s no time to think. Oh, there’s not? But there’s time to tell us there’s not time to think, huh. Maybe instead of wasting your mental power telling us that you should think instead and give … Continue reading
Posted in Maximum Ride, Recap
Tagged Filthy Hoomans, I ain't got time to think, Me am hero
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Bree Part 7
Let’s see, around a third of the way through and so far the protagonist has spent most of her time in a hole, much like the fans of this series must have spent the first third of their lives in … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Tagged Burst into flames!, Filthy Hoomans, Too dumb to live
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Host Chapter Thirteen
First things first for the chapter. As Eve and Jackie Otis are going by the ‘we’, the clumsiest way to do it, I’m giving them a joint name. And in the tradition of the Otis portmanteau I will blindly slam … Continue reading