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Inheritance Chapter 3

This chapter is called “shadows on the horizon”. No, no Chris. That’s more of a silhouette. Shadows are the things that get made when they’re in the way of light. I know, Chris, that’s just the same brilliance that got … Continue reading

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Brisingr Chapters 45 & 46

You know, I also remember when Angela mentioned something about an epic romance. Don’t you? Of course you do. That’s because you haven’t been strangling yourself for the cheap high unlike someone whose name rhymes with utini. So where’s this … Continue reading

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Eragon Chapter Fifty Nine

This is it folks, the last chapter. The final nail. The last bite of a roach and mealworm sandwich. I’ve asked myself, can the story be redeemed at this point? I think it could but it would take a level … Continue reading

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Eragon Chapter Seventeen

Though Chris doesn’t do the usual awakening I’m still counting it. It starts off with ‘the next morning’. That’s the phrase writers actually use instead of ‘it was a dark and stormy night.’ It gets trotted out so much it’s … Continue reading

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Eragon Chapter Eight

So perhaps I’d better clear something up before we get too far into these recaps. Yes, Eragon isn’t that good and probably doesn’t get a whole lot better. No, I don’t hate it. I pick on things that are tolerable … Continue reading

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