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Inheritance Chapter 12

Posted on 12/02/2011 by vivisector

This chapter is called “dancing with swords” but it might as well be titled burble-burble blah for all that matters. I’m not sure if it’s Chris who’s being retarded or his characters are just supposed to be that way. Maybe … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Eighteen

Posted on 09/16/2010 by vivisector

Eragon Wakes: 11 There seems to be an unspoken rule among fantasy author’s, especially amateurs(having done amateur fantasy I should know), that you can’t have regular names for anything. Borrow liberally from Germanic or Klingon if you have to, make … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Seventeen

Posted on 09/14/2010 by vivisector

Though Chris doesn’t do the usual awakening I’m still counting it. It starts off with ‘the next morning’. That’s the phrase writers actually use instead of ‘it was a dark and stormy night.’ It gets trotted out so much it’s … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Sixteen

Posted on 09/12/2010 by vivisector

Eragon Wakes: 10 Yes, for once Chris decides to skip the waking up bit to open things up. And just as I start a running counter of all things. Damn you Chris for spoiling my gag! This chapter is call … Continue reading →

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