- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Eragon Takes a Beating
Inheritance Chapter 12
This chapter is called “dancing with swords” but it might as well be titled burble-burble blah for all that matters. I’m not sure if it’s Chris who’s being retarded or his characters are just supposed to be that way. Maybe … Continue reading
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Eragon Chapter Eighteen
Eragon Wakes: 11 There seems to be an unspoken rule among fantasy author’s, especially amateurs(having done amateur fantasy I should know), that you can’t have regular names for anything. Borrow liberally from Germanic or Klingon if you have to, make … Continue reading
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Eragon Chapter Seventeen
Though Chris doesn’t do the usual awakening I’m still counting it. It starts off with ‘the next morning’. That’s the phrase writers actually use instead of ‘it was a dark and stormy night.’ It gets trotted out so much it’s … Continue reading
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Eragon Chapter Sixteen
Eragon Wakes: 10 Yes, for once Chris decides to skip the waking up bit to open things up. And just as I start a running counter of all things. Damn you Chris for spoiling my gag! This chapter is call … Continue reading
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