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Tag Archives: Elves are just better
Keeping It Real Chapter 25
Only one more chapter after this and we’re done. And once this is over, I seriously doubt I’m not sure I’m ever going to return to Robson’s world. As rich as it is with bad writing, it’s too confusing. Some … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Elves are just better, Me am Tragic Hero, What danger?
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Keeping It Real Chapter 18
So why even make Lila a cyborg at all? That’s something that’s been nibbling at me and making me wonder. Sure there are some things Lila’s done so far that a regular person couldn’t like fly or lock up because … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Elves are just better, Poof! Magic, Tension Thwarted
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Keeping It Real Chapters 1 & 2
We start the story in earnest with a record executive. Which is making me feel like I’ve been sent down a wormhole back to the past. It’s some cheap label and the CEO is dicking around at his desk when … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Dumb Decisions, Elves are just better, Me am Dumb Hero
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Inheritance Chapter 67
This chapter is called “muscle versus metal”. Pardon me if I’m ignorant about this Chris, but I’m pretty sure that muscle loses to metal. That’s the entire basis that swords are built on but I could be wrong. Frankly though, … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Action is not to be found, Elves are just better, Me am Leader
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Inheritance Chapter 24
This chapter is called “the way of knowing”. I think you forgot the rest of that, Chris. It should be “…you’re a hack who shouldn’t get paid after writing his name on the back of a check because he‘d screw … Continue reading
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Tagged Elves are just better, Finish Him!, Slower 'n molasses
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Inheritance Chapter 12
This chapter is called “dancing with swords” but it might as well be titled burble-burble blah for all that matters. I’m not sure if it’s Chris who’s being retarded or his characters are just supposed to be that way. Maybe … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Elves are just better, Eragon Takes a Beating, Me am Dumb Hero
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Inheritance Chapter 3
This chapter is called “shadows on the horizon”. No, no Chris. That’s more of a silhouette. Shadows are the things that get made when they’re in the way of light. I know, Chris, that’s just the same brilliance that got … Continue reading
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Tagged Elves are just better, Eragon Whines, Evil Just Because
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Eldest Chapters 19 & 20
These chapters are called ‘arya svit-kona’ and ‘ceris’. They get as far as they can go by raft and then they get some donkeys to ride the rest of the way. Chris points out that dwarves never rode horses on … Continue reading
Posted in Eldest, Recap
Tagged Elves are just better, Me am Dumb Hero, Nonsensical Customs
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